This is a profoundly stupid thing for a president in the upper 30s to say lmao

Flyers were destined to go on a playoff heater after this happened

the problem with society is that people dont take pictures like this anymore

it’s important to sleep in a big cuddle pile like cats, for warmth and security

bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it ALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it

strait of hormuz update

Little sis getting turnt off the data packets

leash on = brain off 🤤💞

Pragmata is really good :3

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The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

economy so bad we had to roast John Pork

Pokemon Center Lucario plush keychain. It has a very rounded face

he ate a bee

Oh ok

Bluesky has officially taken down the servers in preparation for “Bluesky: Chapter 2 Season 1”. There will be a big world event when they come back online at 21:00 UTC

thank god, someone has finally answered the most pressing question in america: what if the twin towers were hamburger?

average mt oliver thing that occurs

serval cats' freakishly long limbs make them look even more like cryptids when they're all black (which i had no idea was a thing until now!!!)

a cartoon girl is sitting in a toy airplane on a red platform . ALT: a cartoon girl is sitting in a toy airplane on a red platform .

It's her day

i made arts

The hotdog burger with the name translated as “Unsuspecting tyrant double-decker beef fort”

It has a name, you know

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

The Sixers, playing all their non-Embiid guys in a must-win to have a chance to avoid the play-in, are down 4 to Doc Rivers' hospital Bucks at halftime

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

Science is good. We should fund it.

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Spiritually most of America is Long Island tbh.