Absolute brass neck of the cunt

"Oh no, not my face too!!!"

...says Nigel Farage today

Keir Starmer’s wife this morning packing his angry eyes, just in case

This is erasure 😞

I was prouder of it than perhaps one should be

Call that a portholio

Got a chicken gyros at The Didsbury one once that looked so good, I audibly moaned as the guy handed it over to me

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Keiran's stronger than I am because "narner" would be an instant ick

🚨BREAKING🚨: TRUMP SAYS HE MUST BE INVOLVED IN SELECTION OF NEXT SPURS MANAGER. THREATENS AIR STRIKES.

Slut feels too hard for a gentle praise and the latter a little too clunky

💀

What's the gender neutral version of good boy/girl? quick

You may just be able to yes

Leeeewwwwwwwyyyyyyyy

Like yeah? Obviously? That actually makes perfect sense

Was today years old when I found out No Doubt was Gwen Stefani

Won't be when we miss out on playoffs by a single point and I remember our form at the start of the season and starting 2026 in the relegation zone

Got a soft mullet and went football again x

What about girlhusband?

Sent it to the boys last night but felt more of the world needed to hear something gospel

My old man's a thermos
He wears a thermostat

Very specifically this for me

Do you have one in mind Marie?

Aesthetically it is *fantastic*

Yes ❤️

Feed my delusions or fuck off

Just know I could fucking eat up a 19th century officers uniform