Modern day Kylo

Kylo

Kylux meet cute

Hux gives a pdf to anyone he meets so people know how to behave when in his presence.

Kylos first day on the Finalizer

Series of textposts: 1: there's a guy at the pool who brought a football and is throwing it at other dudes to make friends. 2: This is guaranteed to work btw 3: This is a great sign of respect in our culture

How Kylo actually joined the KOR

Kylo buys them all and lounges on Hux's bed in one at the end of his shift to finally seduce him.

If this isn't the perfect couples outfit for Kylux I don't know what is.
Hux on the left, Kylo on the right.

🖤🧡

beyond words and it shows up in the plot (maybe obnoxiously so).

Julian has done, Keiko asks Garak reversed. Because of course they know.

I really like it when characters mirror each other even though their circumstances were vastly different & the outcome is also different, but they also get each other on a level

Uncanny similarities in phrasing, like "I understand if you don't feel the same" because of course they both feel unlovable for reasons TM.
And they can't do shit about it when they realise how dumb they've been.

And of course people notice they're emotionally compromised.
Kira asks Garak what

What if #Garak and Julian have been fucking for a while now, but both think it's just a fling for the other and & don't want to ruin the friendship confessing BUT leave each other a message when Garak goes fighting for Cardassia.
Without knowing the other did it too until he's out of reach.

Ouch.

was feeling nostalgic and rewatching the first two spiderman movies but mostly for dr octavius. every single one of the avengers combined is not as hot as he was

Kylo buys him lingerie arguing that putting it on under his uniform wouldn't waste any extra time.

Textpost: my bosses first language isn't English. However she loves giving inspirational speeches. I think today she was trying to tell us "don't just stand around and look pretty", but what she actually said was "we don't have time to be sexy".

Kylo is devastated by Hux's latest speech

Comic style Kylo Ren in black from neck to toe in front of a butter yellow background

But at one point we had to get off a skyscraper and he just scooped me up and jumped while holding on to one of those simple brown comic ropes and it was the hottest shit ever. 🤪

I mean, wouldn't you jump off a building with him? (In an all black tux!)

I was one of the humans in the scenario and super frustrated because I couldn't do what the cartoon people did and had to be careful not to be killed by ridiculous things like giant hammers etc.

organisation was about to be taken over by this crossover etween She-Ra and Wonder woman who was his step sister and her gang.
He had Batman-ish skills and we tried to get away after that she crashed the eulogy and held everyone there.

Haven't had a Kylo dream in a long time, especially not with me in it.

Was like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, some like Kylo were comic characters (Galaxy Of Adventures style), some weren't and he was the son of a Mafia like organisation, who had just died and the whole

Man in a beige suit folded into a pretzel shape with his feet behind the eara and hands crossed in front of his butt hole

Fashion model Hux

Series of textposts: Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane? Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of doctor. Flight attendant:The pilots are debating whether the prevalence of butt trumpets in medival manuscripts was an inversion of the angelic choir or just a q3th century fart joke. Me: ok I'm here.

Dr. Kylo Ren is on board.

Textpost: You're scared of monsters? Skill issue, I'm kissing them.

Hux and I have so much in common

Picture of a cake tin on an ofen rackz propped up so it's almost vertical. Text: I'm still confused why I need to put my cake in the oven at 120 degrees.

Exiled Hux in the kitchen

Fruit bat choking on a banana

This is what he looks like, you know, getting essential nutrients.

Black fruit bat held by a pair of hands in purple gloves, looking derpy

Kylo Ren in the woods on Starkiller Base

They're the same picture

Two cats, one black and one orange, dressed up as coca cola and fanta with the bottle labels

That one time Kylo was in charge of their Halloween costumes

Text conversation on grindr. Person 1: By the way why is your profile picture a burning building? Person 2: Yes, my house. Nice. How big is your cock?

Hux = orange, Kylo = blue

Textpost: *being boiled alive in the witches soup* Witch: stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smack smack smack*

Witch Hux, dinner Kylo

people keep trying to make the internet Professional and for work instead of it's intended use of perverts sharing Star Trek fan fiction