Fiiiiiine salt too.

“The next Spider-Themed person who gets in my face is losing theirs.”

Salt is for margaritas.

“I’m back.”

“I wasn’t until I got my workout in. Looks like you’ve already been zooming around.”

“Someone’s perky this morning.”

“Rise and shine.”

Dead.

Is seduced.

“It’s quiet.”

“Then I’ll say it every time.”

“I get it, but it just makes me happy to see you.”

“There’s my pussy cat.”

“So…”

“Saved the galaxy again. You’re welcome.”

“Did I miss something?”

“To suppress emotions and not deal with your trauma? I get that.”

He’s a very well-adjusted adult.

“My bad. But now you’re just showing off.”

I am!

“Ah, alcohol.”

Nods knowingly.

And shredded clothes. To show shredded abs.

“Exactly! See, you get it. I’m sure you e got some too.”

Yesssssss!

One neck snap minimum or it’s not a true action movie.

“I know, but someone’s gotta do it. Also, like, I’ve always got job security.”

“I’m just here to save the galaxy.”

Nerd.

Learnin’ stuff and things.