Actually Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, you're thinking of Frankensteins large beautiful son

Hanging out front of the Netflix house offering something I like to call "the tubi experience"

american pie prequel where a young Eugene Levy fucks a raw apple in the late seventies

Andrew Shultz starring in the new street fighter movie as "guy who punches and kicks a car for 40 seconds"

What ever happened to these classic comedy central sketch shows?

Mirror Scare YouTube video by SCROTE HOME VIDEO

New sketch from us

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do you think when cryptkeeper liked making jokes when he was alive or is it something he picked up after becoming a corpse guy?

Male loneliness epidemic AKA no homies syndrome

Comedian Joe Bell Absolutely Clobbers in front of crowd in Philly YouTube video by JOE BELL

lil stand up set from me

If you use AI u can NOT suck my dick! true artists only suckin this thing.

Comedian Joe Bell Absolutely Clobbers in front of crowd in Philly YouTube video by JOE BELL

lil stand up set from me

its knob slobberin time

We have been warned about this moment for all our lives. Now it's here. What will you do about it?

To my haters, i want you to know, I'm never giving up
A bunch of people who haven't thought about me in years: "oh hey, sounds good"

Piling clowns into a tiny cyber truck so i can take out a bunch all at once.

hawk tua has become honk shooa. I've officially grown tired of the antics of one Hailey Welch

I often wonder what Bill Hicks might say if he were alive today, and also he had move from town to town solving crimes. I call it “ the Bill Hicks mysteries”

You wanna know how to never see your paralysis demon again? Lend him 20 bucks.

Fire Fighting Shark Episode 1: The Calendar YouTube video by SCROTE HOME VIDEO

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Reggie Watts statement, 1 of 2: “I was disappointed to see that Thom's statement centers his hurt feelings and frames his fans' demands for him to speak up as a "social media witch hunt," instead of recognizing the urgency of their call for him to speak out against the world-historical humanitarian crisis in Palestine. I hope Thom will reflect and decenter himself from the public outcry against the genocide, because if he and his artistic legacy stand for love and humanity as he asserts, he can come to see his fans' actions as an act of loving solidarity with suffering people-a needed affirmation of our humanity in these dark times.”

Reggie Watts statement 2 of 2: “I also want to address Thom's repetition of a common rhetorical tactic of those who are devoted to maintaining the status quo, that one cannot speak up or demand an end to the genocide unless they fully understand the deep "complexity" of this historical conflict. I urge Thom's fans to reject this conviction-neutralizing, demobilizing sentiment and trust their hearts. You don't need to be a geopolitics scholar to know that starving children and slaughtering families is wrong. Your membership in the human family gives you authority and, indeed, responsibility to speak up. All positive change starts with conscious and loving people raising their voices and working together to bring a better world into existence. Please keep fighting until our sisters and brothers in Palestine are free.”

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

technology is incredible

u used to need an entire gay sex command center to run a single grindr profile

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happy st. patrick's day!

Now that we can do 3 minute videos, here is "Real Ronald" from the gang at SCROTE ( Me, @jbellzer.bsky.social and @girlmichael.bsky.social )

I play dead and the bear kills me and eats me and shits me out. "okay now what?"

Your outie can do a kickflip in one try

happy friday, everyone. rotating dagwood