look it doesn't hurt to try

i cannae wait

all the cluster headache forums talk about caffeine, vitamin d, pure oxygen, tryptamines... i think the potential benefits of taking ten inches of tentacle have been left underexplored

diy trigeminal nerve removal diy trigeminal nerve removal surgery diy rip your trigeminal nerve out your skull

you think they ever take it off any sweet jumps?

the only good thing facial recognition has ever done is when google photos started tagging me as a different person a few months after i started hormones

ahhh shot day. the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

look, we've all gotta go somehow

monkey's paw finally kicks in on your "biggest ass in the midlands" wish

i'm bringing her platform boots

sarwar... were we up the top of that finnieston cran the other night? did i fall aff the top of a kind of bus thing intae the clyde the other night... i could be in trouble with the polis right now

saw a taller trans woman in sainsbury's the other day and immediately forgot what i'd gone in for. happens to the (almost) tallest of us

i think it's because of lowered anxiety

dies erect

have one on me isn't too long because it's a triple album, it's too long because i am tired from crying after baby birch closes out the first disc

maybe next week

i wish my body was a very specific shape and form but it's not and never will be and i have to make peace with that or i'll be miserable forever

oh fuck what I'm so surprised do you think I'll make you do it another time like tomorrow

don't look at me, do it

put it on

oh you're wearing the cuffs

well alright baby get your gloves on

okay

yes

booty shorts that say "beat me until i can't speak while we listen to fun house by the stooges"

panasownic is best, yee vee see second. and sonny is three

hee fee yee vee see

screaming, crying, throwing up in the cairn

wants it too much, the dragon smells his desperation

don't you mean ancient dragon monument?