Pretty sure this box is mislabeled

(Also moving sucks)

Never too old to learn right? Family took me out for a birthday surprise and are finally pushing me to finally Do The Thing

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Ok, the 10 yr old and I are about to bunker down to watch infinity war/endgame. We watched everything up to them but have been waiting for him to be able to emotionally deal with it

Jury is still out if he is.

Thanks!!!

Update: we do in fact kick ass.

Weirdly using AI to make my writing more boring & professional is common use case for me since my normal writing is uh… “informal” to say the least

Tungsten is pretty rad

This year the boy and I are determined to win the pinewood derby so we scienced the shit out of his car this year we call it “the wedge”

Due to the bird flu hitting my flock, even after culling them, I have to wor with the state epidemiologists daily to tell them if anyone in my family or nearby is suffering flu-like symptoms.

And my yard is now officially under quarantine. Good times.

My flock got hit with the latest variant of the bird flu. I got the results (and some phone calls) yesterday.

I’m going to have to put the surviving birds down and I’ve been randomly crying for the last 24 hours.

This fucking sucks.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Swear to god, thanks to my therapist I’m tempted to get “Boundaries are good” as a tattoo on my arm.

My life has been so… weird. And now, my chickens and I are being harassed by two bald eagles and a gold eagle who have chosen to roost in our yard.

So weird

I just finally finished the entire 3 Body Problem trilogy and … damn.

I’m going to have to sit with this for a while. Like, holy shit.

Just wow.

❤️ I try

Sooo I found out my pine allergy has gotten so bad that Christmas trees; specifically the one I got the family, makes me break out in hives every time I walk in the house.

I’m just going to be over here snorting Benadryl so I don’t have to get rid of it before Christmas and make the kids sad

Teaching my chickens to come to me when I yell “chickens! assemble!” May be one of my favorite things

I just heard that someone played Helldivers 2 music at the navy’s 250th celebration with Vance and I’m really hoping it was a trolling masterstroke by the events DJ.

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… yes.

a man in a white polo shirt is standing in front of a blue background and talking on a cell phone . ALT: a man in a white polo shirt is standing in front of a blue background and talking on a cell phone .

I feel like in my old age I’ve devolved into a pale shade of Ballmer screaming “developers developers developers”

Don’t mind me buying a hard copy of this for like the 4th time @sogrady.org

Cleaning what’s left from this week’s mountain of eggs so I can hand them out like a weird Santa

Oh it’s always disturbing but… memories? 😂

Yes! Married! Again! And thank you 😀

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Ever hit wet dog poop with a weed wacker? Yeahhhhhh I have.

Wish I’d worn safety goggles

I mean

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My therapist told me to listen to angry loud music when I'm in a funk/angry, and I really can't stop thinking about this gif:

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It’s over 100f outside with an air quality index of around 110. Hooray?

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Me, dodging new spiderwebs in the yard every night & morning:

Thanks!!