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kafka wrote a book about it called the trial

Im going to become an ipad girl

fuck its arab american month i gotta get my husband a gift. i get him gifts all the time but rarely just for being arab.

men used to get obsessed with the actress who played ophelia in a production of hamlet and compose a 52 min symphony about it and now they cant even compose a damn dm smh

2 more days til im on The Porch w the besties eeeeeeeeeeeeee

marcella hazan’s cookbooks are all immaculate, worth reading even if you don’t cook, and they will teach you to be a better cook no matter your current skill level. Beautifully written, without pretension, and skillfully put together. Do not hesitate to pick one up anywhere you see them.

was out shopping and they started playing cyclone, i had to make eye contact with the cashier and be like this is crazy right?? She was like oh my god earlier they played the entire goofy movie soundtrack

im still thinking about this like it takes the mind of a nazi to be like “we will step inside the missile and blow it up in a specific way to get to the moon” like do you know how psychotic that is in 1942 or whatever

JD Vance should have simply chosen a college more hospitable to conservative thought than the University of Georgia. Like Yale for instance.

shout out to UGA, they hosted Kwame Ture back in the 80s where he gave one of his best recorded lecturers

im sorry i dont know anything about him but something about dillon brooks pmo like i just dont like him for no reason whatsoever

not the woman who tried to bleed to death in her bathroom lmfao PLEASE!!!!

Its so funny ur mom sent u this lmfao

*walking into oncoming traffic* you think i’m gonna let a little white man tell ME what to do???

basketball gf, artemis 2 bf

The city has changed me. When a mentally ill person yells that he hopes i die because i’m a “psychologically disturbed lesbian whore” im just like wow my fit must go crazy today if thats the energy im giving off. You cannot hurt my feelings.

gonna make this beauty homemade bastani in 2 weeks

An easter day message, from the president of the united states:

“I’LL KILL EVERY SOMOVABITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK I’LL KILL ANY MOHAMMED I GET MY HANDS ON YOU HEAR ME?????”

thank you mr president

leave wave mechanics out for my perusal when i visit thank you

thinking about how my phd topic was microscale inverse problems and the relationship between signal and sensor morphology and how glad i am that i left academia to build water and sewer infrastructure instead.

US fighter jet shot down in Iran Search under way for two crew members after US F-15E brought down

US fighter jet shot down in Iran ft.trib.al/F4S7CAA

…To those who found a way to fall in love, make love…hold a wedding, and dream of moon and stars. To those who insist on honing their pigeons during the war. Have your pigeons come home? To those, to those, to those. We are not afraid of love from the river to the sea.

The dead are here to teach us what?What do the slain teach? And grief sings being because the dead don’t grieve or sing. Not without the living, they don’t.

a single alley separates my window from the lawyers next door but if they see my naked ass after 5 pm thats a them problem !!

when i look at a rocket: damn nazis were insane

The chinese can build a train station faster than i can build a house in pokopia

she’s gorgeous

Tell ur bf i say hello!! Eat a croissant in my honor.

Literally me