the crazy thing about hanging out with straight people is you're the personality hire by default cos everyone else is soooo boring

YALL for all mankind got me fucked up and right before im supposed to go out lmao

breaking news: slowest walker on planet earth is walking past the door you're trying to enter

back in Bangkok and just thanked the lady at 7 eleven by saying xiexie 😬

how im about to sleep knowing either the end is finally near or more likely ill wake up and the buffoons will have completely embarrassed themselves for the 897th time

a woman with a shaved head is wearing earrings and a silver jacket ALT: a woman with a shaved head is wearing earrings and a silver jacket

accidentally used the company amex for an uber ride to "gay spa taipei"

how it feels having left the 9-5 before ever having to use slack or teams a single time

havin a wank on ritalin

hey app store, any updates?

> no none

you sure?

> yes definitely

okay.. ill open this app

>>> [ please update this app to continue ]

sometimes i look at my unread messages on whatsapp and think maybe i just buy a new phone instead

taking my slut pills

how i sleep knowing a bunch of people are really mad at me in a joke comment i left on an Instagram reel

you know it's a top tier banh mi when you leave with sliced up gums

greeting my friends by saying "Hey guys welcome back to my channel"

Also I forgot to get chopsticks from the 7 eleven and now I'm just gonna eat this with my fingers

NEVERMIND THAT damage controls lmao

MY DELETED TWOOTS ARR NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF MY EMPLOYER

Send complaints to HR m@stephenhogan.net

anyway I forgot that he and I exist outside of other people

This is WILD P

It's 95% context... Like as English speakers we understand they're there their through context with absolutely no cognitive load (unless you're a conservative)

Taipei 101 more like Taipei 10.1" amirite

the thing about tonal languages is that 90% or the time the tones dont matter

i hate when a bitch ain't taking the hint like don't make me have to be the bad guy read the room girlie

LTT really struggling to get views these days

doesn't miss a week

there's a guy at YouTube who's entire job is logging in once a week to move where the comments are on the app

in hindsight visiting an infamously busy Taipei night market on the Sunday of a double long weekend for Chinese holidays was an entirely predictable and preventable situation 😳🤡🏮

a cartoon of spongebob patrick and squidward near a fire ALT: a cartoon of spongebob patrick and squidward near a fire

COMPUTER, WHAT DO?

TABLE. BENCH. CAN SIT.

YES GOOD COMPUTER

it's such a shame she died

AI is genuinely a sentience test

like do you possess abstract thought capacity and self awareness or are you just a meat puppet operating purely on brainstem base instincts