Now taking applications for someone who will give me a gentle kiss on the cheek when I get a little sad

She was thinking about Harambe

I <3 fat ppl

Any tips for finding love when you’re incapable of being a normal person and also are helplessly infatuated with anyone and everyone that gives you attention?
Asking for a friend

you know what to do

I wish someone would take care of ME for once damn dude

A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen" Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen" Trxyland signature

Me, listening to My Heart Will Go On: damn this song makes me want to abandon a man at sea

Kristin: what’s a manitsy?

Howdy 🤠

ANYTHING FOR YOU QUEEN

@ me you coward

There are too many Grateful Dead stickers in this town for it to be this fuckin hard to find psychedelics

Yeah okay then WHY DONT YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME ALREADY

Happy Valentines to all the single femmes and thems you’re all MY valentine now 😘

Just went on a date that went well with someone who actually enjoys my company and wants to be around me so yeah you can say I’m fucking pumped

Too much?

Must be craving tiramisu the way I want ladyfingers in my mouth

WEEKLY REPOST TO CHARGE

Taking care of myself out of pure spite

Caught an email outage AN HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE OUR IT DEPARTMENT

They need to pay me more

NO OBVIOUSLY NO MOVE TO SPRINGFIELD WHAT

Tell me I’m cute please and thank you

@trashcannie.bsky.social !!!!

IS THERE A RIVAL GROUP OF LESBIANS

Hey does anyone know if we have to tomorrow

Hi :)

I was CORRECT which has reinforced my role as a non-romanceable comedic relief npc companion