• The headline, “Florida Man,” don’t exist for nothing.

• This GIF isn’t in rotation for nothing:

Thursday is starting to look like get super high and take my ass to Golden Corral lmao

$12.50 is honestly disrespectful af😂 I hope they keep striking

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Can we finally admit that Love & Basketball is not a love story this is a traumatic story. Waited her whole life for him to chose her and he finally did it AFTER his injury. #blacksky

Good morning mfs ☀️

Like wassup with folks fr😂

This is why I’m so big on creating my own village. Because the one I used to have abandoned me when my mom died 😂😂😂 niggas are hilarious man

My peoples are asking me to make a coconut pie to a Thanksgiving dinner I’m not invited to😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Y’all wanna hear something funny?

I think I’m actually sad about next week lol. I hope somebody loves me enough to save me a plate and a few slices of pie

Uh uhnnnnnn it feels like Alaska outside 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I have been trying to code this maze puzzle for my 5th graders for a whole ass week, I JUST now got the code right 😭😂 shout out to all the people in tech doing this shit fr, that was hard 😂

Babyyyy it is brick outside

good morning to black women 🙂‍↔️🥰 hope yall have the loveliest day ever

Nah twitter kinda lost it when someone said that 😂 why does it have to be his fault

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

HOWEVER, bend if you must but don’t you break! Small shit to a giant. But gahhhdamn can an effortlessly good day have ME for once? Fuck😂

It’s crazy how when I’m trying to intentionally have a good day, shit continuously goes alllllll the way left until I go to sleep 😭😂 what the FUCK

being a parent kinda ghetto sometimes yanno? 😅😆

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Anyone remember Celebrity Deathmatch?

MTV and their random programming mixed amongst music videos.

What a time to be alive

Fingers crossed I get this email today. Idk how much more of this I can take💔😭

Repost a GIF describing your exit from Twitter #blacksky

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I see my #WSSU fam is slowly migrating over! Happy Sunday Ramily! ❤️🐏

Ms. 5’9🥰

These things being called “skeets” are sendingggg me😭😂

It just dawned on me that they had Evander up there speaking about the man that bit his f*ckin ear off! Now whose messy ass idea was that? 🤭

“I had to see it so y’all have to too” stays over on twitter. Don’t bring that mess here

“You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain” ?