Remember; never pay for what you can get for free.

I ask if I can use the bathroom on the plane “Sorry sir the lavatories are now closed.” Some dude walks out of the bathroom and around her as she turns away.

Fuck me I guess.

How about we meet on the strip and re-enact that Rampage arcade game with the Aria?

Are you pro or anti-skubb?

Watching food TV and the lady cooking is saying she doesn’t like to fold her quesadillas over because it makes them into tacos and I want to fight her.

I couldn’t help myself.

New yeast.

Well, isn’t that a thing.

Seriously, his last six batches of bread were disasters and even when I showed him the yeast not blooming to his own two eyes he wanted to trust the clanker.

Roomie continuing to have hellish experience with his gpt bread.

Me: “Okay. Bread is three ingredients and two are flour and water. Did you test your yeast?”

Him: “Oh ChatGPT says...”

Me: “Uh huh.” I tried to bloom his yeast in two batches with sugar and honey and neither did anything.

Magic.

I might have a problem. #ffxiv

He has been trying clanker bread machine recipes lately and all of them have been disasters and I’m like “If only there were thousands of verified recipes out there you could use instead of having a graphics card randomly spit out strings at you until something happens to work.”

I really wish I had screencapped the time Gemini made me a recipe for spicy gasoline sauce.

Roomie “What do you mean Gemini hallucinates to you? How do you know it’s lying?”

Me “Okay, Google ‘how to disable Gemini’ and follow the instructions it provides.”

Roomie “Oh weird yeah thats totally incorrect I never have that happen to me.”

Why do modern drug names make me feel like I’m having a stroke when I try to pronounce them?

EBGLYSS (lebrikizumab-lbkz)
Qulipta (atogepant)
rinvoq (upadacitinib)

Are they using the same algorithm that Chinese drop-shippers use for branding on Amazon?

Or I could try getting something like a BS in Math a minor in data science or computer science and pray that in four years AI hasn’t destroyed any future prospects.

So I’ve decided to go back to college (third time is a charm) and the local CC has a data science program AS that seems like it’d be fun, but has no transfer route to a BS.

Or I could go the business route and spend my last 15-20 career years being everything I hate about companies.

Oop you’re right I thought that was South Redmond not East Bellevue. :)

Oh goodness that takes me back.

Rummaging through some old photos and found an old furmeet from 2003 in Redmond.

Then I got real sad when I realized that three of the people in these photos are no longer with us.

Francesinha my beloved.

More random anecdotes of my life:

One time my parents sent me to church camp for a week during the summer. The kids were filling up super-soakers in the toilet.

My next dnd baddie is going to be named Gorgon Zola and will turn you into cheese instead of petrifying you.

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Yes! And that shit started like Nov 1st it’s insane.

JAL hitting me with little drummer boy too just to make sure I feel extra salty.

Sayonara, Japan, it has been amazing.

Also I am twelve years old still.

Signs I’ve been in Japan too long:

Grinding teeth at tourists stopping at the top of escalators or immediately outside the transit gates.

Wanting to yell at the white dude spending ten minutes deciding which gyudon bowl he wants at the ticket machine. (There are four options all in English.)

Sorry not soloed newest dungeon, did it with no healer. X)

“140f 90% RH” Ah I see this is installed in Florida.