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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

"Expressly warned" is quite a phrase to put in your legal document.

It's not malice to publish after your reply to comment is "the other people you spoke to are wrong," it's standard procedure. The paper has several sources saying you're lying through your teeth.

Still bummed they didn't have Evan Rachel Wood back for this, but I guess they figured the rest still look so young, they had to cast younger for the kids lol.

Also happy surprise to see Lee Pace in this!

Worth every penny though.

Reckoning With The Asian Fetish A former model and a sociologist break down stereotypes about Asian women in American culture and the personal impacts of those stereotypes.

I break down how history and Hollywood built the fetishization of Asian women and what we can do to break free--in this @wunc.org (go NPR!) interview featuring @kailayu.bsky.social talking about her book, Fetishized. www.wunc.org/show/embodie...

A handmade pottery mug that reads FINAL GIRL. The mug is made from speckled white clay and glazed blood red inside with blood red dripping down the outsides.

A handmade pottery mug made from white speckled clay that reads DUMP HIM (INTO THE SEA) and is glazed a layered blue green on the handle, rim, and interior. Drips of glaze are traveling down the outside.

A white speckled clay mug that reads MENTALLY I AM HERE in black letters with a black image of a haunted house. The interior, handle, and rim are glazed glossy black.

My hand holding up a handmade pottery mug made from white speckled clay. The mug reads PEOPLE DISPLEASER and is glazed a thick drippy pink on the rim handle and interior.

I glazed mugs all day. Would you like to adopt one? littleedenpottery.etsy.com
#pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Larfleeze goes up for preorder Tuesday (4/21).

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

Small Batch Breads Cookbook Pre-Order Now! Small-Batch Breads 50 Recipes for Loaves, Buns, and Flatbreads Made with One Cup of Flour Created to Make Bread Making Easier For You! When it came to writing my first cookbook, there w...

My debut cookbook Small Batch Breads comes out August 18! It is 50 recipes for bread each made using one cup of flour. A great gift for yourself or others! Pre order here: smallbatchbreads.com 💕

"You missed a comma."

That drowning scene traumatized me

Noice!

Say no to Generative AI Art Buy art from real degenerates

Off to make some Human Art 🤘🏼

“Part of me is glad he’s wasting his time on bullshit, because it’s less dangerous for rule of law, for the American public,” one official told me, “but it also means we don’t have a real functioning FBI director.” Whewwwwwwww

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

“On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Cannot recommend @samanthawrites.net enough!

A princess loves to be pampered!

A white book cover that says But Have You Read the Book?: Romance Edition on a green background surrounded by pink hearts.

In honor of #BookCon this weekend now is a great time preorder the second installment in my BUT HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK series focused on romance adaptations! From THE SHEIK to THE NOTEBOOK, I look at 40 different book/movies that make us think about love.

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

I adore the original Street Fighter film but this new one looks like it might be pretty fun too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4X...

It's been absolutely horrid like this for a while. Makes me post less tbh!

I'd kill for a flourless chocolate torte right now.

I don't go here but putting in a vote for George Clooney showing up.

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

I adore the original Street Fighter film but this new one looks like it might be pretty fun too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4X...

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Apropos of absolutely nothing, we'd like to remind everyone that Kobo distributes to libraries via OverDrive, and it costs nothing to publish on Kobo. Come join us! #indieauthors #publishing

This is your reminder to play weird little indie games and support the devs

today is officially my last day writing daily news hits for Them. I'll still be pitching stories there as much as I can, but Equalpride is eliminating the daily news team when the site changes ownership this week.

editors, I have never been more available to work for you! please hit me up!

I'm so mad