Most disappointing mariners April since 2025

The boys are gonna be okay

A tweet from Demarcus Lawrence that says "If 1+1=2 then why is 1×1 = 1? Law Logic"

Law Logic T shirt

Tbf last time you criticized an offseason we won the superbowl so if you ask me ur a hero

*mike breen voice* BANNNGGGF

Bro is not enjoying me

Nothing worse than a long as fuck game where your losing but the score is low enough to maintain hope

Least insane Ukrainian combat footage

Cc @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social

Oceans are now the battlefield

I got some meat u could smoke alright

Imma keep it a buck idk if I need to see much more “Logan Gilbert”

Californiacation is a good song

Ok druski it was funny once now it’s kinda tacky

I….i get it wetter than bass pussy

Hit him with a Glock put him in a coma

Now what he got?

Ugh glaucoma

Basically any lil Wayne bar

Swagger tighter than a yeast infection

Fly go hard like geese erection

Oz never did give nothin to the zyn man

This is how I found out they lost….

Everybody makes a big deal out of old English but no one really talks about Middle English 1100-1500 anymore.

I had to pay 😡

Reading the credits for the Sopranos

I sure am sick and tired of mariners having home runs stolen

If the earth is round how come the water doesn’t all go to the bottom??

Law Logic

Productively however this reply implies he’s definitely coming back and the retirement rumors are dead ye?

Tank has gone from ew he’s a cowboy to one of my favorite Seahawks of all time in record pace

Didn’t come here to play school coach

Sksksksksksk

My superbowl winning edge is straight up posting unproblematic conspiracies on twitter