Thanks again for calling me out! ✊

Hi there. Oh, thanks so much. I’m so happy you liked it. 🎅🎄📺❤️

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54? Wow. I had no idea.

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I started drinking hot tea every night to help with my anxiety and rage. Now I’m anxious, angry, and addicted to Twinings Mango & Pineapple.

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Aw. Thanks, man.

🎅🎄📺 Aw, thanks so much!

Thanks!

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Happy October. I have a book out this month, which means my wife and kids are contractually obligated to refer to me as “Matthew Norman, the world’s greatest living novelist.”

If you’re reading this, you’re invited! Come hang out on October 14. Per my kids’ demands, there will be snacks.

Monday again. I dunno. It’s like we’re caught in some kinda loop.

That guy on the left caught me nature creeping. #birds 🪶 🐦 📸

Heads up, Baltimore. Leslie Gray Streeter and I are launching GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON at the Ivy Bookshop, and you’re invited! See you there. 🎅🎄📺

I like to leave my daughter’s student driver sticker on the back of the car when I’m alone and just really let’r rip.

Your attention please: there’s a downed corgi in my kitchen.

When I was a kid I thought I’d grow up to have multiple Ferraris. I currently have zero Ferraris.

GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON is just 70 days away. Preorder today wherever you buy books. 🎅 📺 🎄

Did you know that the Orioles are trying to hurt me specifically? ⚾️

I know we have bigger problems than this, but as a country we need to come together and figure out the difference between everyday and every day.

I’m not saying I’m the world’s greatest living novelist. I am, however, saying I’m the greatest living novelist currently in this Applebee’s. (I looked around to make sure.) #booksky 📚 💙