giving myself a RED card for comma usage today jesus christ yikes

apparently la nina is finally over rest in PISS la nina

me reading other people's bike commute posts: this is some of the worst, most annoying content.
me posting about my bike commute: haha awesome, good and riveting stuff.

i guess going into countries as unvaccinated plague rats is technically a "war-fighting capability"

i love working and having a job

hit em with the one-two dissociate during a national call and miss my name being called then forget how to unmute my headset combo 🤜💢

receiving a work-related report on drake's stupid ice blocks lmfao

A screenshot of Hourly Twin Peaks and Hourly Simpsons, both featuring a character smiling in front of a purple/red curtain.

Synchronicity

feel my jaw clenching as this plane enters alberta air space

the topo designs roller carry-on bag comfortably fits 4 dozen bagels, a linen jumpsuit, and several band tshirts

extremely blessed early HEALTH show 2nite

I wanted a 2-by-4 inch. 32:43 The Missing Pieces July 16 2014

at the restaurant completing my poutine quest while wisin y yandel plays on the stereo 😌🤌

when the guitar is scary >>>>>>

dissociating to some free jazz while i wait to further dissociate during thr sunn o))) show

milg: man i love gyoza

Wrapper for Gooney Bears gummi candies, featuring a yellow teddy bear mascot with a red and white polka dot tie and striped vest. The logo is in red save for the two o's, which are positioned in front of his face forming two goofy, off-centre eyes. Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonliebigstuff/3776543029/

Gooney Bear
Gooney Bears
1970's-1980's

(Captured by Jason Liebig @CollectingCandy)

il pleut trop à montréal

i work for the federal government and my boss uses AI to turn a daily 200 word email that nobody reads into a daily 2500 word report that nobody reads 👍

r.i.p. bozo

we were seated next to a table of 25 college-age liberal party convention nerds at lunch today and those MFs could not stop ordering milkshakes

IRELAND: A man climbed onto the wing of a U.S. military Lockheed C-130 Hercules at Shannon Airport and struck it with an axe, causing “extensive” damage before being arrested, authorities said.

the lady at the grocery store gave us some free stickers for the children she assumed we have but listen lady even if i had kids i would not be sharing my hard earned grocery store bruce the shark sticker with them

okay okay i can narrow it down to "in the 2020s" 🤣

me wearing any kind of team apparel during a footie game remains completely and utterly not the move lmfao

music app algo is playing half qual and half kk slider covers today 👍

they gonna stick that guy in a bag and drop it in the ocean soon or what

nothing matters, hi-chews for breakfast

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 4

the internet's favourite posting app, held together by chewing gum and dried out bandages from a 60 year old first aid kit