Oh my fucking god, somebody get Alan a perrogi

Dear followers,

I will also not be attending the white house correspondents dinner, and I'd like to explain why:

I wasn't invited.

😅

(MAGA food sucks anyway)

(And also I don't knowingly eat with pedophiles)

(And if there was ever a crowd of PEDOS, it's that one)

(MSM is complicit)

"This is an important thing to think about."

It has been almost a full year since Vance Boelter murdered Melissa Hortman, her husband, and their dog in June 2025. He tried to annihilate another family, including their disabled daughter.

Politically motivated assassination of Democrats.

AND WE HAVE HEARD NOTHING.

WHY.

I AM FURIOUS.

Make it make sense.

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

He might as well answer in Russian.

Note to my fellow Dems: The 2026 and 2028 elections will be "change" elections. But mere promises to change or talking points about change won't do the trick. Candidates need to embody change. They need to be the change we want to see. It's not about a position. It's about who they are.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

MALLOW 😭

At this point I feel like anyone who has had time in congress has absolutely broken anti trust laws.

Hopefully Ossoff not trying to deflect blame. A lot of people on bluesky thought Swalwell was a great choice, even though he's owned by Israel and no one cared. His past caught up though, huh. 🤨

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It real funny how Congress keeps failing by the exact number of votes needed to not do a single damned thing.

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Again, it is a different democrat traitor every time. They are taking turns betraying us so they can go back to whomever holds their gold and say 'see, we still got what you wanted done.'

I truly believe they are planning this. Keep our goodwill just enough so we don't guillotine them all.

Okay like. Is it just me or is it wild that pedophilia wasn't enough for MAGA but being blasphemous against Jesus is, meanwhile his book (the Bible lol) has very detailed instructions for how to do pedophilia and rape *the right way*.

It's almost like kiddie diddling is a feature, not a bug w/ MAGA

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

As we learned from the video of Cawthorn naked in bed with his male cousin. And the video of the male staffer groping his crotch in a car.

I think we should all start blogs again. Or online journals, even. That was a nice time. Just writing a few paragraphs about your day (don't forget to list the sad song you're listening to!) and maybe your friends will leave a comment. Then you go and read theirs and comment. It was fun.

I'm going on an epic cat saving journey.

There is a pregnant stray. She's young. I don't think anyone even cares about her but me and the local kids.

I have too many animals already. I rent.

But I'm making space for her. Making a plan for her and those kittens.

Any advice appreciated. 🥹

Super-American, a costumed hero wearing red-and-white-striped trunks and a star-spangled blue cape, stands atop a building to address a huge crowd gathered below. He says, "AMERICANS UNITE! Together we can whip these totalitarian dogs!" FIGHT COMICS #15, 1941, art by Dan Zolnerowich.

Ahhaha

look I’m sorry but there’s no way that a delivery driver gets to meet the president in 20 minutes. Doesn’t matter who the president is. That isn’t something that happens

So Hungary has been paying for the CPAC events for years lol

And tell me again how Russia doesn't have a hand up our governments ass

Tell me how this isn't foreign influence

Roger Sollenberger: Péter Magyar, the new Hungarian prime minister, says CPAC was paid by the Hungarian government and will not be any longer

Oh my what a Schlapp in the face this is

Iran should demand the United States & Israel give up their nuclear weapons in exchange for Iran agreeing to not have any.

Greta Thunberg is right.

Instead of a Tuesday, we vote on *Sunday*.

It doesn't solve everything, but it solves a lot.

way to go America: just think of the fucking HORROR SHIT-SHOW we could have fucking avoided if WE had a fucking 78% turnout

• Record turnout: Sunday’s election had the highest turnout in Hungary’s post-Communist history, officials said with almost 78% of eligible voters having cast their ballots.