A shortcut to getting me to love your art is to have a goofy, tongue-in-cheek shell with a melancholy undertone

They should make a My Dog that doesn't have food insecurity, so that he doesn't eat random street food and get diarrhea at inopportune times

A child appears to be unconscious on a hospital bed. Subtitles read "Your son tested positive for cannibis"

It's the freakin weekin

Happy birthday, man!!

Unfortunately I think I'm gonna have to write about Marathon

It's warm enough for the first listen to Constructive Summer by The Hold Steady of the year

"Let this be my annual reminder/We can all be something bigger"

If you're ever in NYC I'll put you in touch. The best part is he's like a 6.5/10 which means he's actually an 11/10

I wish I had gotten more photos with the Austin Powers impersonator @goferboy.bsky.social 's birthday party

One of my enduring memories from my trip was being on a department store's fourth floor, finding the porno section, and seeing an older man with huge coke bottle glasses bent at a nearly 90 degree angle with his nose inches from each doujin cover just silently perusing. King.

This mfer just did it again

Office workers love to send and email and then walk over to your desk and tell you what was in the email they just sent that you've already responded to

NES audio out mod done successfully. Time to drown Mario in dub delay

Did you know that the zootopia abortion comic is actually based on a full length animated movie?

taking all my strength not to repost this under the AC account

It's precisely what I've wanted since day 1 - just 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 to reward players who don't kill-on-sight. Won't reduce the tension but now means that getting into a firefight isn't a foregone conclusion, which leads to a more interesting game

My new landlord is a guy who is like "what if Andy Serkis was gay and on Home Improvement", and also discovered we have a basement cat in the building. You could say I'm moving up in the world

Anthology of the Killer might be the most important video game of the last 10 years

Anthology of the Killer will be available on the Nintendo Switch/Playstation network tonight/tomorrow

The best game of the 21st century. By thecatamites/garment district/Stephen. With music by @demonshome.bsky.social and some art by me

Window of a barbershop in Arles, France with an image of Goku from Dragonball Z in an apron and holding a barbershop pole and scissors.

Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.

this freakin' guy can change his name to Tim Cooked when I'm done with him

George Lucas

‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Plot That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

An un-mute-able chiptune banger is still the only way

The MacOS version of installing software has done a complete about-face in my overall estimation. Used to think it was annoying shit for babies. Now, it's so charming. So goofy in a way that computers rarely are anymore. Yeah I'm dragging Firefox over, eat up little app folder yum yum

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

thought this was uhh yeah dude

Hey New York- for day 100, we’re talking scaffolding with one of our greatest living documentarians, the one and only John Wilson. 1/2 homage to Wilson’s own style as we walk you through the policy, 1/2 Wilson’s own spectacular interview with the Mayor. One of my very favorites.

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