The world is a better place now that Nightbitch is in it. I genuinely think this film might change a few women’s’ lives.

Love this!!

🍾Excited to announce that I am now repped at Art/Work Entertainment for TV & Film literary management. Signing with this new team has been one of the best things I've ever done for my career. Here's to a great 2025!

Movie critic cycle:
1. "safe friendly critics” of movie see a movie months/weeks early; give largely positive reviews
2. movie released. IP fans see it 1st and LOVE it
3. normal people and lower tier critics see it, have normal critiques
4. original critics adjust their views

My heart breaks to see any story on film that ends with the literal words “to be continued.” As a writer, I think even half a story deserves a real ending. They did it with Dune. Write an original song for the movie if you have to. It’s just so soulless for the viewer.

Happy birthday to my beautiful wife @clairecdowns.bsky.social. So in love with you. So proud of you. So lucky to spend my days with you. Every day with you is a gift. ❤️

Tonight! A comedy show that's $13 and there are drink tickets and prizes to WIN! The offspring of a famous POWER COUPLE is our monthly judge. Tickets still available!
www.eventbrite.com/e/1069352515...

On Wednesday, I have some really fun prizes to give out at my comedy show including drink tickets! Tickets are $13 and it is one of the cheapest entertainment nights out in LA a person could have!! www.eventbrite.com/e/1069352515...

The last NEPO BABY TALENT SHOW of the year is in TWO DAYS on WEDNESDAY NIGHT in beautiful Hollywood!! TIX at the link! 👇

To reiterate:
🤡comedians COMPETE
💃to do the JOBS and TALENTS
🧑‍🌾of their NON-FAMOUS RELATIVES
💫judged by a person who has FAMOUS RELATIVES
What you will see has NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-nepo-b...

I performed in the inaugural Nepo Baby Talent Show and can confirm it’s always a great time. If you’re in the LA area, you should go!

To reiterate:
🤡comedians COMPETE
💃to do the JOBS and TALENTS
🧑‍🌾of their NON-FAMOUS RELATIVES
💫judged by a person who has FAMOUS RELATIVES
What you will see has NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-nepo-b...

This show, on WEDNESDAY, is the 5th iteration of it. It's quite the social experiment, if I do say so myself.

Past audience prizes have included drink tickets, t-shirts, celebrity memoirs and posters. Everyone goes to the excellent Broadwater Plunge Bar after so it's a seriously fun night out that won't break the bank.

In the past, comics have chopped wood because their family did logging, sang karaoke to commemorate sobriety, tried to do a psych eval on an audience member because their sister does that and did a sermon in honor of their pastor mother. Praise be.

Everything you'll see on stage has NEVER happened before. We don't do rehearsals but it's a talent show. AND, it's judged by someone who has famous parents. In this lineup, our judge's parents are very well known. But I can't say who they are, because it's a SURPRISE.

Hi BlueSky! I host a show in LA called the Nepo Baby Talent Show, where comics compete to do the jobs of their parents and relatives. Tickets are only $13 and there are drink tickets and prizes at stake for the audience as well! More about the show 🧵

www.eventbrite.com/e/1069352515...

So proud of Brenden!

Thank you

The worst part about leaving Twitter is that @brendenmgallagher.bsky.social will now have more followers than me on here, merely because he is now a more dedicated poster than me, and I am a shadow of the poster I once was in my youth.

Wow can you believe @clairecdowns.bsky.social is on BlueSky? What an amazing opportunity to follow one of Hollywood's sharpest comedic minds!