That has to be one hell of a pierogi.

Repeat after me, “rich people will never be rich enough.”

Minuteman sitting on a wooden bench using his cellphone.

Happy 420 to all who celebrate.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

He’s 41. My kids knew it was a bad word when they were 5. This guy always has an excuse as to why he’s so ignorant. And it all reeks of entitlement.

I have a teenager acutely aware of gas prices as she and her friends pause on planning a summer road trip to celebrate their upcoming high school graduation. Way to sour a whole new generation of soon to be voting age young adults, Republicans.

The couch fucker is incorrect on matters of couch fucking.

As a mom of a kid looking to find her place at a small liberal arts school for the fall, this is nerve wracking. Knowing a kid who just made Hampshire her home this past year is heartbreaking.

It’s always the people who can afford taxes that try the hardest not to pay them. Self-serving dicks.

Is it too much to ask for spellcheck on official state propaganda?

WIN: My office has successfully stopped an attempt by the Trump Administration to access Massachusetts residents' voter files.

Your privacy is not up for negotiation.

We'll keep fighting, and winning, to keep Trump's hands off our elections.

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all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

My dad was Army for 13 years in 50s and 60s. Did 2 tours in Vietnam, on top of solitary postings in Alaska and Germany. Received a Bronze Star. Other than knocking reveille on my bedroom wall to wake me up as a kid, he never spoke of service. At his funeral most people didn’t even know he was a vet.

He needs to be brought before The Hague.

He’s so out of the loop.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.

This is Sprout. He just turned 21, so his doggy retirement home threw him the party of the year. After getting his new ID, Sprout got his first legal pup cup, then he and his friends celebrated with cake, presents, and even a Sprout-themed calendar. 13/10 happy birthday buddy #SeniorPupSaturday

BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.

the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

These people really hate this country and are completely incapable of making anything better that might benefit its citizens. Just want to scrap it for parts.

Some Walmarts are better than others

All Walmarts are inherently dangerous

Just the other day a guy came up to me. A big guy with lots of muscles. Tough guy. With tears in his eyes he said, “Sir, I want to thank you for showing me levels of incompetence I’ve never seen before.” Can you believe it? Everybody’s saying it. Levels *nobody* has ever seen before. I did that.

Scumbags. All of them. Getting richer from death and destruction and untold human suffering. Please tell me again how he’s religious as if that means anything anymore.

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Photo of a gas pump showing the cost of 36.77 for 9.679 gallons of gas with a sticker of Donald Trump in the machine pointing at the total.

As seen at the pump in MA today. Genius.

I’m beginning to think this RFK fellow might not be on the up and up.

🇫🇷 Sen. Claude Malhuret:

"I compared the Trump presidency to Nero's court. I was wrong. It's a court of miracles. An anti-vax ex heroin addict as Health Sec; a climate skeptic as Econ Sec; an alcoholic TV host as Def Sec; an ex Qatari agent as Attorney Gen; a Putin groupie as Homeland Security Sec."