Wonder how much his gang made off of that announcement

Which is one way I cope with my Life in Hell. But please, drink responsibly. Or not at all if that works better for you.

You can't fight fair with people who don't fight fair. Do it, Virginia!! Some day sanity of a sort will return and you can fix it then.

This one kinda looks like a beer can label. Not that that’s a bad thing. Probably an easy drinking beer. I’ll see you in Hell… with an ice cold Life in Hell Lager!

This just in: A new machine has beaten a human at a common activity! The machine, not restricted by human physical limitations, surpassed even the best and fastest humans at this activity. Will humans ever be needed again? The future looks bright for machines!

😟 but … what will he have to lick?

Smoke em if you got em. But please. Smoke responsibly.

a 27-year old should not be a senior anything in the US Federal Government. He's barely past being a senior in college.

Do you haz the no knowledge necessary stonk trading?

I mean … if that’s veg tanned leather…

Who's gonna tell her that was the goal?

American Murder Machine! Are you alive? We can fix that!

Really not the same. Yes, I have taken screen shots of my digital ticket, but it’s just a big qr scan code with a date and seat location.

When you can only afford to go to one or two games per year, you should get that paper ticket to save. You can’t make a collage to frame and hang on the wall out of digital tickets

Group rates available.

Will guide you to the afterlife for food

Giving Benge a time out?

Call me arrogant, but I’m listening to an #audiobook that I auditioned for but didn’t get. I still think I would have been better. Maybe it was sound of the voice more than performance that interested them. Or they prefer that performance style… it’s not what I do.

He is the 2nd in command of all things Fraudulent.

With all the problems we have and the constant whining from Republicans that we can't pay for this or that, we certainly should not waste hundreds of millions of $$$ on Trump branded monuments. No ballroom, no arch, no TrumpKennedy Center. Tax the rich, feed the poor, education, healthcare #FDT.

To be fair, if there’s no enthusiasm for it from within the Republican House or Senate, there’s no point. Let him get clobbered in the midterms, then use a majority to get him out. Of course the caveat is the US and/or the planet making it to the midterms.

Rick Scott is a poster child for GOP/Conservative vacuous propaganda and moral/ethical/spiritual/intellectual bankruptcy.

🙌🏼 Oh, Canada
Second home, ancestral land!

I hope cbs loses lots of money and viewers. I’d add prestige, but I think they burned that to the ground already

Not if they want to stay elected. Not until their constituents tell them to dump the guy.

They’re propping him up like the main character in the Pink Floyd song Comfortably Numb.
‘This’ll keep you going for the show. C’mon, it’s time to go.’

Best way to avoid that is to have no public success. Then your private life stays private. Cuz who cares? That's how I do it.

He’s going to continue to be held back till Vientos’s bat cools off

It ain’t that hard. He owes Trump nothing. Speak truth and let the media fight amongst themselves

I’m happy she’s out, but she’ll just be replaced by someone equally horrible, corrupt and unqualified. Maybe more so.