“Get whatever you want” are four of the most beautiful words in the English language

Stoooooop 😻

70 degrees one day, 45 the next. I didn’t fully understand what TS Eliot meant when he said “April is the cruellest month” until I moved to New York :…)

Don’t you just love it when a pet looks like their owner

Hahahaha

Except I like their ice cream and I’ll never be able to get it because I refuse to wait in lines 😭😭😭

You know I’m a sucker for a cool label

I have a new number. Anyone who I text with regularly has received it. If you’re reaching out in the future, please do so through email!

Paris looks good on you!

50% muscle mommy, 50% bougie princess

There's a guy at my gym - one of the biggest guys there, mind you, incredible physique - who uses a Louis Vuitton Keepall Bandoulière as his gym bag and that's the level I'm trying to get on.

Ain’t that the truth

I sincerely can't imagine there isn't a man who would sponsor this. You need it!

The pants! The hair! The pose!

Looking strong!

Absolutely!

Yessssssss

I don’t look half bad in blue

STOP THAT HEAT POSTER

Today I saw a line for ice cream that was, I kid you not, three blocks long. This is about to be a summer of epic proportions. Whether that is a good or bad thing is up for debate.

😈 Just the way I like it

Big plans this weekend?

They're both super cute, but I love the one on the right!

Thank you!!!

So much of business is making the process of becoming a consumer “frictionless” but instead I have to be out here Iike “how do I create more friction in order to remain in business?!?”

Oh I love this pic!

Yes.

What I have my eye on most from my wishlist

omg music to my ears!!! Hopefully some handsome and generous man sponsors us 🥺

Every time I have to give the IRS money, I require 60-90 minutes of laying down immediately afterwards