no notes is a note

the app shows you when somebody has you muted?

i'm so funny? thanks, its a Troma response. check this out (discorporates viscously)

multiple instances of boofing are called booves

british guy named Roy Twatsal Thisden

lately every time i blow my nose and pop my ears i wonder if this is gonna be "the big one"

Have you ever seen what they say is inside you?

Two poems by Lucas Mancini

www.bruisermag.com/mancini_twop...

(vampire husband on B movie set) Honey I Drunk the Squibs

i call him Squintin Cannotseeno on account of his beady little fucked up eyes

one of the joro spiders that lives outside my door molted yesterday

you dont understand. getting three likes is all i have

LCMHW Pibb

"worm" doesnt even begin to cover it. i would still love her if she was a botfly larva and i was an eye

getting debanned back. together

in the early days of this app you had to rifle through 8 menus and check ~35 boxes to not see furry porn constantly

its pretty unremarkable to fall in love with raw athleticism and buttery handles

this app is a joke but not a funny one

made a fortune in baseball cards and moved differently

a hoop would be fine but i draw the line at fake tan hands

(TAXI DRIVER if he had IBS) too much shitting has ruined my body

all my behavior is drugs eking or drugged aching

Btw i support y’all doing DBT i just don’t need it bc i already had a psych degree & am a white buddhist

love that song where the irish fella says "pack a dup pack a din" be fucked if i knew what hes talkin about tho

if youre below a certain age many of your most important memories are just googling

guys we are the internet

[with my auroch skull headdress on] You Don't Have This. I Have This

achieving Gene Mind

I Fucking Love Silence

im converting to religions they dont have where youre from. im on some strictly subcontinental peninsular hinterland shit. im venerating wildlife youve never seen before

they pulling out the jewelers loupe on u in shimmering facet chat rn