Great day for everything to come crashing down

You’re telling me this ranch grows butter and milk?

Get this dementor off the stage

I work really hard to make up for all the thousands of holographic Pokemon cards my mom threw away

Michael Vick in a different universe would’ve been a fantastic Pokémon trainer

Need a CTA bus that is for cig smoking only

About to become the biggest PSG fan, excuse me

Harry Kane is Harry Kane is Harry Kane

Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”

Love the idea of being at the back of a charging army running towards a line of shields and spears. I can say I was there but I am in no way making a difference. Like the Brian Scalabrine of warfare.

so i've been honing my approach and i've landed on the optimal way to interact with cybertruck drivers: give them an enthusiastic thumbs up first, before dramatically turning it upside down and scowling. did it this morning and watched the light leave a man's eyes. very powerful

Did not need to be reminded he’s on the Dolphins

You’re telling me there’s gold in this state?

I was shooting a 3 and this guy on the other team tried to distract me and farted in my ear with his mouth. And then I swished it.
I responded and said “in your ass”.
Not my best work.

Lollipop ejected

#Belt2Ass #LetsGoMagic

Since when can NBA refs smoke crack

Cole Anthony gonna make me act up

Trae Young - Charmander
Dyson Daniels - Charmeleon
Jalen Johnson - Charizard

Standard mood for the 2025 dolphins season

Ha! Gueyeeeeee!

Is this anything? #OnlyFranz

Jalen Suggs barber is a bad friend and is stealing money from him

The one thing standing in between the Magic and the playoffs

Honestly shocked Shaq remembered to wear Blue for the Magic game

Play the song

Where do I go on this site to have heated discussions over Orlando Magic bench players

A look inside Kia Center ahead of tonight’s Play-In game between the #Magic and Hawks on TNT 📍