Very!

Does anybody else find those guys on instagram who get toupees and think they’re hot?! Like there’s something hot about having the humility and resilience to get one. It’s hotter than the straight guys who go to turkey for their hair transplant.

🥵😈

Fresh ink thanks to Cooper Glenn aka @grippy.hippie on instagram

On the table!

What kinda day has it been? I got home and said to no one “I need to crack open a cold one.” Which meant filling a glass mug with pickle chips and juice.

Shirley MacLaine

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Sure, you submit your cage check to the Internet and key holder… but do you submit your cage check to your therapist? To you cage check to the Lordt? Does Jesus validate how many days you’ve been locked?

“You can tell he loves daddies cock.”

No, but I can tell his birthdate is dangerously hovering near 2008 for you, a 45 year old LOOKING man.

This morning…

It’s gonna be interesting to see how many people abandon principles of supporting POC because of the newly announced Pokemon collection, especially when the NAACP still list Target on their Black Consumers Advisory Guide and the boycott is still active

I love the crickets on the call out.

lol, he blocked you! It’s our favorite perpetually single pseudo intellectual cis white fitness bottom Jonah or Judah or Justin…

I love unseasoned chicken breasts!

Yes… I believe. As far back as I can remember.

“You can tell he loves daddies cock.”

No, but I can tell his birthdate is dangerously hovering near 2008 for you, a 45 year old LOOKING man.

I’ve watched 3 YouTube videos explaining it INCLUDING a legal eagle video and I also still don’t get it!

A). Thank you for calling me girl (Non-Derogatory).

2). Okay, in fairness they go through phases of it but literally this last collection looks like it’s coming to a Tesco or Primark.

You can’t tell me this doesn’t say “Nasty Pig Collection for JCPenney’s”

Like. It’s still kinda slutty but there also feels something very… “normal” about it.

Am I the only one who feels that the recent nasty pic collection feels gentrified!?

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I don’t get it

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Oh shit… I heard breading.

😘💖 kisses for the butt

Oh no, I mean the naming… cum rivals?! Seriously, the naming of things has gotten so lazy across the industry.

Seriously, men.com needs to be shot for the laziness.

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Jokingly

Oh you meant driving!