This was the goal all along, I’m afraid.

“I mean, like, why can’t they just eat cake?”

Oh man, it’s such a mystery. No one will ever know why women aren’t having children I guess. Just another thing young people have ruined, amirite?

They’re corralling a belligerent toddler with access to nuclear codes.

Thank you for standing with us!

Being an individual with a strong sense of justice is certainly a wild ride these days. I feel exhausted when there’s a very pressing need to be tireless.

Guilty until proven innocent and even then we probably won’t let you go. ‘Merica!

It would be such a shame if everyone who met our esteemed governor from now on were to meow at random intervals, and refuse to acknowledge it when questioned. A sincere shame.

Shut it down temporarily or shut it down for good. You chose to shut it down for good. Your decision was incredibly short-sighted and ignorant of what is actually at stake here. Better start brushing up on that resume.

Release the list. I’m still spending too much money apparently.

Refer to every student as they. It is not an accommodation for a transgender person if it applies to everyone.

Colonel. This was my I’ve-only-read-never-said word for far far too long.

Two words. Stardew. Valley.