fuck you and fuck EVs

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time…

It’s time for a change. It’s time for a true opposition party. The Ute Party.

why doesn’t the government want me to have this?

I'm a single issue voter and this is the single issue

about time, huh?

it's going to be warm enough for jorts today

I did my own research (vaguely remember something a guy next to me at a restaurant was saying last year)

fuck Starbucks I'm becoming more Chinese every day

hi, white boy Brian

my name is mud

A Twitter post from RFK Jr: “I've teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.” with the two of them shirtless in a sauna

Lemon Party-coded imagery

Old guy on an outdoor trail eating greenery from a ziploc bag and looking like he wants to die. Dude behind him out of focus and walking with a plate of salad maybe

This guy eating celery tops(?) from a bag and seething 👍

that's why I don't do it much!!!

oh, also you can buy the older models for cheaper and they're probably just as good as the current $200 ones

I walk a lot-- when I was a bigger boy the brooks beast was the best walking/running shoe I could find. corrects overpronation and has plenty of support. now I just use whatever cheapest Adidas I can find on sale but over about 240lbs the beast was necessary

well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

🥰

Night.

my favorite bar that I don't go to that much

u know what to do ...I'll show u a good time 🤡

loser shit

boy dinner

time to.stsrt sleeping ,Nathan

has anyone else noticed that “peanuts” and “penis” sound pretty similar.

they hear the lyrics, but incorrectly

yeah, say more of the smug lib bullshit that got trump elected that should help