Water 💦

The bulk is bulking 🙈🪴

I don't think I've ever had the energy I strive to convey as astutely summarised as "potent mix of fuckable and huggable"

10/10 👏🏻 nail on the head 👏🏻 no notes 👏🏻

Leg™

It brings me no small amount of joy that every further iteration of Leg™ will feature my arrival tattoo ☺️

If I had a nickel for every time I've ripped my trousers down the back on a night out...

Not even on the seam 😭

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪 💪

Actually in LOVE with my new necklace aaaaaaahh, going to have to debut it at big hot mess tonight and plan the entire fit around it 🔗🩶🫰🏻

How's the view from down there 😌

#tbt ✨

Hawick

So I discovered I actually look quite cute in a pup hood over the weekend 🐶

Three queers at Pride with placards supporting trans people and pride as a protest.

A genderfluid, gendersolid, and gendergas march at Pride ☆

Queers: Gathered
Signs: Made
Tees: Cropped
Nails: Painted

Ready for Pride 🚶🏻🏳️‍🌈🚶🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️🚶🏻‍♂️✊🏻

@colmmmm.bsky.social
&
@benjmharris.bsky.social

You going out tonight? why yes now that you've mentioned it my fomo won't allow me to stay in! 😚😂

And just like that I've re-entered my K-pop era 🖤💜🩷

faves 💜

#kpopdemonhunters #turningred

In my happy place 😌

Hoopla 2025
☀️🔥💋🩵🍌

The new Guzzlord Ex's move set... 10/10 no notes.

Cut in front of him turning in to a junction but a win is a win

Got hollered at by a lorry driver today wearing these shorts 😌🚛🗣️

Kind of always forget how dire countryside Grindr is like today I went from my village to the closest town and the grid didn't even budge cause the gays are just so sparse 🥲

Just got called a poof by someone in a passing car and the most offensive thing about it is knowing I've long since graduated to faggot and I demand to be recognised as such 👏🏻😤

Fucking love the ününün family portrait

Regirock and Regice both wanting uppies, Registeel T posing on an entirely different plane, Regigigas so done with their shit, peak

'How Bad Do U Want Me' is to Mayhem what 'Why Did You Do That' is to A Star Is Born

When your thighs wear through the groin of your favourite jeans so you just have to turn them into chaps 🤷🏻‍♂️

"How was Manchester?"

Employer: What would your dream position be?

Me: Arched over supporting gaga on my abs in the abracadabra music video 😩

Announcing the relinquish of my agnosticism, my religion is the Abracadabra music video.

RAPTURE.

Always honoured to share the limelight with this stunner, even if it's only our crotches 🔥

Grindr explain, what do you mean hide, WHERE IS THE BLOCK!? 😭