Norma Jennings

job interviewer: ‘how open are you to new things?’

me:

I c u

a bald man wearing glasses and a green and blue shirt is speaking in front of a crowd . ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a green and blue shirt is speaking in front of a crowd .

This purse can hold my black card and .
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TIARA

A couple hundred

Julia Roberts

The way that I’m secretly in love with this Belgian flight attendant rn….your wavy hair be killing me

Seeing this after just watching interstellar on my flight and almost crying…

Pls

Waitress told me my skin looks ‘real good’ I’m cry

Scrapple so cursed

Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere

Omg clock me

Big Ang here

Light at the end of the tunnel this week is red eye flight to Italy……..omg

How do I get instagram to stop showing me big booty Latino men (idk how it got there ofc maybe got hacked)

Literally me too sometimes I think it can read minds

don’t wanna work just wanna play pokemon :/ (not pokopia)

What about the past 2 weeks

That one part of shades of cool, iykwim…

First day of warmth and sun so the chesticles are out

Don’t call me gaga…. I’ve never seen one like that before….

Do you ever think of your own mortality after taking 20 minutes to eat the biggest chipotle burrito you’ve ever seen in your entire life (I don’t)

Forgot to put on shorts under my sweats before the gym so took sweats off and was just standing in my underwear

not this bucks county slander omg…..

Oh hello

And just like that I have high cholesterol