i still find it very funny that WOTC made New Capenna, a plane based off of 1920s america, then made the MacGuffin a regulated liquid that makes you Feel Good, then spent like the whole story insisting it isn’t alcohol it’s MAGIC FLUID guys it’s NOT ALCOHOL and then it turns out it’s angel cum

Disco Dodgeball is 90% off in the PvP Fest on @steampowered.com !

Oh look it's 2026.

Goodnight.

Managed to get my hands on a #SecretLair Encyclopedia for a decent price. Unfortunately no surge foils but the regular foils still more than made up for it.

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The only reason I log into Twitch is to watch GDQ.

The Furby Secret Lair is cursed in the best possible ways.
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But how else will you get a straight line on 80% of the foil and then that weird diagonal rip at the end?

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Dick Cheney died?

I didn't realize I started helping so early on in the organization. Congrats on the anniversary!

I need those sleeves to show my opponents I'm super serious about winning.

I got a single impacted wisdom tooth extracted today. Judging by the current pain and discomfort, I couldn't imagine how brutal it would be to get all four done at once.

On a side note, my Blue Steel is on point from the freezing.

I love how we name kids McKenleighAnne Saylur and Kayleigh Jessyka over here in white America but have the audacity to say Uzo Aduba or Ayo Edebiri is too difficult to say/spell.

You can just say you’re a stupid racist who doesn’t wanna try, it’s much quicker.

How's your morning going?

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The enhanced foley sounds of pouring liquids into glasses kills me inside.

I was wondering why this had a higher value (besides the special guest treatment and prerelease prices). Didn't realize it has only been printed a handful of times. Super neato.
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If there's anything I'm really good at, it's turning hundreds of dollars of MTG and Pokemon sealed product into ones of dollars worth of single cards.

NEVER follow me for financial advice 😎

I'm genuinely curious about Mario Paint.

All of them? Because I don't plan on sleeping for the week.

Photo taken moments before disaster.
(4-hour 5-player commander game)

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Built a goblin deck in a few hours and played it last night. It was fun but my choice of gobbo commander made it peter out due to lack of artifact generation and card draw. I'll figure it out.
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When a typo of a Final Fantasy character sets up an Expendables style plot line.

I'll be doing 6-10 hours of overtime per week for the next month. Vacation time sucks when it's not my vacation.

At least the extra cash can be immediately handed over to my LGS in exchange for Final Fantasy MTG... 😑

Figured I would give Manabox a try. Got my fancy binder scanned to start.

I managed to sort through about 2000 cards today.

Just another 10,000 cards to go, and then alphabetize... and then inventory....

I think I'm gonna light a bonfire....

Looks like Patsy from Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

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I'm 40. I'm allowed to know the slang terms but I cannot use them.

Well, now that the Canadian election is over, there's only one thing to look forward to.