Truuu you dooo look a bit thaiiirredh

PF is the best worst accessory to any affair because it looks like you’ve opted for “correctional comfortable shoes”

(And as a person who suffers from this ailment I can empathise)

Back from 5 weeks in Europe and all I can say is TAKE ME BAAAAACK

Hola 🚬s

Okay, 3ish months to get into “not feeling like a blob” shape for Barcelona 💪🏼

Good morning phags

I had my birthday party on Saturday night and it was so magical. Heart is overflowing with love 🥰

I hope you’re standing your ground on this. And it goes without saying, I am so sorry to hear all of this.

Monday spent well ✌🏼

Spent the weekend at the beach. Did not disappoint

Hey 40, how’s it going? 👋🏼

Oh I LOVE!

Tonight I am *hoping* that I sleep.

Four nights of no sleep is not fucking fun lemme tell you.
Bordering on overly emotional atm.

Bring snacks

Weathers not looking like a beach day today, sadly, so it’ll be naked gaming instead

Another day, another beach

So the beach I wanted to go to is RUDELY only accessible during low tide.

So it’s a clothes in beach today, but tomorrow…

🤗🤗🤗

Morning to everyone going back to work on Monday.

I’m off to the beach ⛱️

Nappy New Year

(Feat nap number 2 of the day)

First of MANY final swims of 2024 today

Happy birthday!

Another nudie pool day

Omg!! Where from!?

I’m in desperate need of a new hat

Missing: one pool boy/man

Hot to trot

Taking applications for sofa and movie buddy 👉🏼👈🏼

So much has happened in the last week alone that I am highly confident that even EAP will need EAP after speaking with me.

2024 keeps on serving up absolute nuggets of JOY.

Almost there. Almost at the end.

It’s that serious!!! 🥹