17 years ago, we took on the sparkly vampires for the first time. Happy anniversary to our legendary Twilight riff! rifftrax.com/twilight

people will be like "it actually takes some patience and careful checking for errors to make sure that chatbot returns the text you want" and what you're describing is a waste of your time dumbass. use your human brain to do stuff instead of arguing with Smarter Child for it

Sherlock Holmes: The Spider Woman Sherlock and Watson investigate a series of so-called "pajama suicides.” But Sherlock suspects a female villain as cunning as Moriarty and as venomous as a spider is actually murdering London's

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Norman Krasner crunching the numbers!

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Haha oh no

Played the lottery numbers JD Vance gave me and the convenience store owner shot me

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Thanks, buddy!

This is a special one. Never has a movie’s prop department dared to inflate a giant hardening yeti nipple so spectacularly.

Those soulful eyes though

...Too soon? #LarsMoistureFarms

Really fun riff coming tomorrow, any guesses?

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge.

I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass.

Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

URGENT:

JD Vance on phone, "face like a squid's anus"

Horrible Puss in Boots character from K. Gordon Murray Christmas short

I just realized that Vance looks like Puss in Boots from those cursed K. Gordon Murray Christmas shorts that I learned about from @rifftrax.com

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LOL

Suburban Sasquatch Right off the bat, there’s one thing you should know about the Suburban Sasquatch: his nipples are huge. Huge, detailed, and poorly sculpted. He barely comes near a suburb in the entire course of the

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ICYMI - last week Kevin Murphy gave us an inside look into the new Professor Bobo mask!

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

A very cool t-shirt design featuring Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot in the style of an iconic Bugs Bunny shirt from the 1990s

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I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.

It really really is!

Ohmygod!

With apologies to Guillermo del Toro

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Hell yeah

Lol pretty close