Today I had to email a home to explain that that their daughter got hit in the face with a chicken.

I have a strange job sometimes.

Oh man. I didnt think of that. This is clearly a thing.

Heard that. Winced. Clear retaliatory shot after the whistle is not 'getting' someone.

*writes an article about how the Canucks last year rode a wave of a perfect combination of an outgoing Boudreau's yolo offense style and an incoming Tocchet's defensive structure, but that got worse and worse as the yolo wore off leading to 11 shots in playoff games and now continuing this season*

Insanity. :(

Excuse my Canadian ignorance, hard to keep up with the chaos - is this because the park rangers (or equivalent) have been laid off/reassigned?

Tariffs or no, business owners and employees are going to be hurt by American grandstanding. At all of our grocery stores, American products are on every clearance rack and sale shelf because nobody is buying them.

I'm sorry but despite how desperate teachers are for people to cover their classes sometimes, if you're a substitute teacher and you adjust my desk chair I'm never requesting you again. Come on people. You never adjust a guy's chair. What are they teaching in school these days...

holy John Gibson

As long as it doesn't crash into us :/

Not to pile on the medical staff, but three of our superstars are dealing with injuries and don't seem to be improving... Something feels bad in that.

We've cancelled our bachelor party that was planned for Seattle for a buddy because of the ridiculous tariffs. We'll be finding ways to spend our money in Canada instead.

a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . Alt: GIF of the kool aid man busting through a wall.

Sun comes out.
Pure joy and glory.
For about 10 minutes.
Allergies:

Tyler Myers was our best forward tonight.

Broke my finger. Went to ER for an X-ray and doctor. Took maybe 5 hours all-in. Immediately referred to a specialist three days later. Was there for about 90 minutes to receive care. Follow up appointment booked already. Cost me nothing (taxes). Thankful for our system. Even for minor injuries.

And bats. Cute little guys when theyre hanging out on the eaves. Terrifying hell demons when they accidentally fly into your bathroom when you're in the shower.

Losing his Norris because of injury, but perhaps solidifying his Hart? Especially if he comes back and they squeak into the playoffs.

Yeesh. Pretty bleak. But yeah, I LOVE Myers. Especially at his new contract. Obviously a rough game for him last night, but overall he’s been so solid and stepping up on offense!

My toddler is angry at me because I pretended to eat the pretend plant she pretended to give me.

Yeah I felt it in South Surrey area.

I'm excited for February to be over so I can start accidentally staining a fresh new page of my desk calendar.

Very small factoid, but kind of fun that it was two of the very few players on Canada's roster who haven't won a Stanley Cup who combined to give them the win over the USA last night. (Marner to McDavid). Their chance to show up in a big moment and they did.

Let’s not judge people okay? I’m wearing my hat today because classes aren’t in session so there won’t be students in the building and I didn’t want to put molding clay in my hair today

it’s backwards because it’s cloudy and raining so there’s no sun to block, duh

Totally not because I look cool

Are we ready for Binnington to start in the Olympics?! #chaos

I doubted. I could not be happier to be proven wrong. He was huge tonight.

😃😃. He listened!

😅 my wife and I both shouted “18 YEAR OLD SAM BENNETT” at the bar.

What is this nonsense you speak?

Anytime I can convince my 5 and 2yo to go play in the basement by themselves I feel like I’ve won the lottery.

Remember that summer when the Sedins focused on power skating and suddenly they were unbeatable? I think the Canucks might want to give that coach a call.