I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
And get things done.

Turns out the conservatives weren’t conservative, just greedy and the capitalists weren’t capitalists, just greedy.

On the other hand Little Red Corvette is a five star review

Nine years ago today my 15 year old boy’s dream came true!

Me : I live fireworks

Me with 90 lb dog: fuck you, fireworks

Thing 1 and Thing 2 look fine to me.

Glad we’re not at war Mr. Vice President. Here’s some pictures of the US at “Not War” over the last 80 years.

God only knows where we’ll be without him.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he’s sober, stick him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, put him in bed with the Captain’s daughter.

These are the only approved options of what you can do with a drunken sailor.

My Uncle Malcolm’s termination was unwarranted.

Me, bravely facing the oppressive horrors of being a white dude in South Africa. (2018).

This is like the US canceling the NFL AND the NBA. It’s not a good sign.

Do you have any idea how fucked up the global market has to be that India is happily making trade deals with the English?

Can you go down and take a picture of the sign for the Jury Assembly Room?

Me: why?

We need a picture for the sign people so they can match letters

Me: Why me?

Just please do it.

Me: ok.

Can’t help but think the producers of Conclave are excited right now.

Him insisting that he be present for the trade negotiations with Japan in person is big Dick Fuld energy.

Japanese engineer creates glowing spider nightmare that follows you around at night.

How’d it hold up?

The LOTR character I want to be.
The LOTR character I admire the most
The LOTR character I am most like.

And even above the fray of battle, King Theoden spoke in the booming voice of Kings “‘sup?”

Or, and hear me out, he’s a fucking idiot.

This is the kind of writing that drives me crazy. It’s not “some economists” it’s almost every economist. It’s not “the possibility” it’s the stated intent. Cowardly writing by the Financial Times.

Dune or the News?

This is in poor taste. Also it is very funny. No notes.

Adam Ant in Goody Two Shoes wears his six shooter butt forward in an historically accurate “cavalry draw” position. Fashion is in the details, folks.

If you’re like me you’ve thought: “I wonder if I made a good first impression”. Ollie Bearman did this yesterday at the first practice for the first race of his first season. Ollie doesn’t have to wonder.

Huh.

At least that bitch Jolene didn’t get him.