Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

Hey @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov? This is one of the many reasons we in New York are going to make sure you are primaried by well funded progressive opponents next time around. Shame on you both.

Human beings simply did not evolve to live in an environment where every new piece of information is the stupidest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life

bsky.app/profile/will...

You might be giants

The effective federal corporate income tax rate:

1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%

Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.

That is how we will pay for it.

This is what it’s gonna be like around the whole world when “it” happens.

I hope we get a joke in Hacks this final season where Debra mentions her creepy cousin JD.

on CNBC Trump blasts Pope Leo for criticism of U.S. foreign policy 54 minutes ago CNN Trump says Pope Leo is 'terrible for foreign policy' 33 minutes ago Breaking News AP AP News Trump lambasts Pope Leo XIV, extending feud over Iran war with first.. 1 hour ago ^ Axios Trump unleashes tirade against "weak," "terrible" Pope Leo 31 minutes ago New York Post Trump blasts Pope Leo after pontiff's veiled jabs over Iran war,... 44 minutes ago.

Rather than treat Trump’s comments about Pope Leo as deranged, embarrassing and offensive to (many) Catholics, early headlines (and stories) paint it as Trump just bashing back against a political opponent. Truly broken media environment.

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I should have to solve a little puzzle before I get a treat

The greed is wild. Apple is worth nearly $4 trillion but can't tolerate a single store with unionized workers because they're so against workers getting what they deserve.

I literally just want a society run by scientists and social workers. Is that too much to ask?

Yep. I’ve gotten a couple of them. One of them almost got me, too, because I was sincerely hoping the person had invited me to “cocktails and conversation“.

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Sometimes you can’t think of anything good to write, and that’s a perfectly normal thing a lot of writers struggle with. It just means you committed a great sin and displeased The Lord. It means He has punished you by cutting you off from The Source

Behold, the John Wilson x Zohran Mamdani collab we all needed

I hope Ian McKellen climbs over the back wall in the third beat.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

This was chilling. And not in a fun way.

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

don’t eat the eggs

Gentlemen. I suggest a collective act of resistance. Obviously we will observe all appropriate norms. But: if, at the event, we were all to wear a small pin? A ribbon, mayhap, symbolizing --

*Trump storms in, throws his shit all over everyone's face, launches nukes*

-- okay then, yes, I see

why did the Sugar In The Raw people not make more foods that were In The Raw?

It's not truly an episode of The Pitt until I've watched a scene shielding my delicate eyes from the image of someone getting their skull drilled

This is the truest truth of all the truths (and there aren't many).

this movie is peak