Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A graphic from the Tigers Royals game titled, "'PASQUATCH' TRADEMARKED ITEMS: ANY USE ON THE FOLLOWING REQUIRES PASQUANTINO'S CONSENT". Below is a list of 24 items, including beanies, loungewear, tights, clothing jackets, crop tops, halter tops, and shirts for babies.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

H. Moser & Cie

One last watch, the coolest I’ve seen in a while. This is a collab between Moser and Reebok, designed as an homage to Reebok Pumps. The little orange button is a pump, just like the shoes, and that’s what winds the watch.

screen grab from tv news saying “quote from petard victim” up top and “what are you gonna do, hoist me?” below

damn, got ‘em

Sign here if you want it to be Grand Army Plaza! act.transalt.org/a/safer-gran...

yes AI hallucination is a distraction. It's the people's lives that are being dismissed, knowledge & culture being erased, that we should never lose focus on.

*me walking into the hospital for the third time in two weeks*:

it, uh, it happened again

It’s worse: AI slop.

And this is why when American politics influencers plead Ignorance over Chinese inequity like it’s not a big deal I get pissed off. What is hard to understand about this problem and why can’t yall side with working class people

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

honestly, he's made being a tigers fan 10x better

Opinion Editorial | Balance is vital for urban Hong Kong to coexist with wild animals 19 minutes ago

just look at lkf

MILITARY Beijing tightens drone rules, citing ‘low-altitude security’ concerns

the low-altitude economy has finally met its match

these are not real people

A parked red Ferrari with a license plate that reads HUMBLE

A food delivery worker wearing a t-shirt with a popular meme that reads “打工累 但是我不能哭，因为骑电动车的时候擦眼泪不安全” “Working is exhausting, but I can't cry because it's unsafe to wipe away tears while riding an electric scooter.”

HK scenes this week

went to discovery bay for the afternoon and returned to find that 3 days had passed

the way she smiles when she sees the strawberries was how I felt when Kevin McGonigle was announced for the Tigers' Opening Day roster

Withholding device passwords punishable under tightened national security rules Hong Kong must maintain high degree of vigilance given ‘complex and volatile geopolitical situation’, authorities say.

Hong Kong has gazetted new 2026 amendment rules for the Beijing's Article 43 of Hong Kong's National Security Law which would give police the power to obtain passwords or decryption help for electronic devices in a national security investigation

www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...

my wife’s cousin was on the dark side. Nice guy, got a bit lost. Came back to the light side for his kid. Can you believe it? Never seen anything like it before. Anyway I’ll let you go.
Oh just one more thing…how did you know about darth plagueis? That’s not something the Jedi would tell you.

No one on earth looks as happy as him and all of us are jealous he can just fly the fuck away from all this horseshit

Ms. Cheung, who lived in Wang Cheong House at Wang Fuk Court

Miss Cheung, a resident of Wang Fuk Court, spoke to reporters after the 2nd day of hearings: “Wang Fuk Court is telling you that Hong Kong has a problem.” …

Upon Turning 40 I blamed a bag snagged (and thrashing) in a fence for making me think, "What a bird!" I sang along to that Bowie song, "Clown control to Mao Zedong." Said with confidence, the possum's not playing; he's passed out from terror. Googled sleep remedies and got instructions for how to date a mermaid. Right there, on my phone. Later, when someone said, "Don't get me started on the Dead Kennedys," suddenly I remembered that time 1 accidentally wrote on a resume, "References will be furnaced upon request." Some mistakes are perfect; some make way more sense.

from Vasectomania, by Matthew Guenette

What kills me about this article is that just adding a graf about how “Chinamaxxing” is based on an orientalist illusion rather than the bleak realities on the ground would have made this article 10x more powerful.

But that would require the writer himself to not fall for orientalist tropes lol

i think one thing that everyone in hk will be paying very close attention to with these hearings is the degree to which peggy wong's role is scrutinised

Hearing into deadly Tai Po fire continues after shocking revelations on first day Victor Dawes, lead barrister for committee overseeing the hearing, will continue his opening speech.

Day 2 live (free) blog of the Tai Po fire hearings from the SCMP; the day starts with a warning to the public not to come to conclusions based on the extensive media coverage on Day 1

www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...