BSL cucumber strikes again

My ex has a new girlfriend and all I have is a 7 game losing streak on my pool team

Can’t believe I had a job where our staff bonding was full-contact capture the flag and literally wrestling in front of all your coworkers and bosses

Collage titled “The World If The Eagles Won Back-To-Back Superbowls” #gobirds

Felicia spotted a creeper in the house before anyone else #bb27

I love the transit app

RIP #septa

Cards Against Humanity is literally Apples to Apples for adults, and now they’re making Apples to Apples for adults for kids. And it’s $29???

The man sitting in front of me at CBP has been tweeting nonstop this entire time. He’s not even watching the game yet is tweeting about it

Tony Meatballs.

Go birds?

So much to unpack here… spotted in South Philly

Need to start a movement to rename Columbus square back to passyunk square, look what the south philly italians took from us. #dei

while I am still a Josh Shapiro hater for many reasons, I will be retracting my #1 Josh Shapiro hater bio as he has flexed highway funding to septa

Philly sports x Everton fan Bluesky users meetup at O’Neals for their next late starting game??

Jared McCain comes out and they instantly come back

Every time I meet someone at a bar I ask them to follow @RingTheShell and now I have to get them to follow @ringtheshell.bsky.social

#RingTheShell meetup on @bsky.app