At first glance it totally looked like the belly part of the onesie was just a huge cutout, it gave a very different impression

Yes

I really have my finger on the pulse of Mario character pfp politics

There has never been a straight person with a yoshi pfp

A wild Bonni the bunny, from hit game fnaf, holding a freshly laid Easter egg up with his paws, the egg is very big and also slimy. It’s not hard to see just where that egg came from, with a strand of that mysterious slime connecting it to his protruding hole. It must’ve been quite a struggle for the little bunny to push out such an enormous object, it would certainly explain his exit being left so puffy and red in its wake. But the bunny looks to be no worse for wear, in fact, he’s beaming with pride. His heavily muscular arm flexed behind his head in relief and his nose puffing out excitedly at the sight of his decorated creation, though maybe the laying process also has him breathing hard. He looks proud nonetheless, admiring the egg’s pretty purple coloring. A chip off the old block. He sits with his lower back on a grassy patch underneath him, along with an abstract egg shape and clouds appearing behind him I spent way longer than I should’ve on this revision, probably because I still don’t really know how to paint, I think I lack the intuition entirely. It came out kinda ugly probably, but I guess it does look more complex than the last version? Not sure if that’s necessarily good for this though. I do think I accidentally did a good job with the knee on the right though, it looks strangely competent. Anyways I basically just re-rendered the whole character and fiddled with the background. Also added a few new details here and there (his hole). I don’t like fnaf really, but I do maybe like Bonnie, is this lore accurate for him? Would a wild Bonnie do this, you think?

Bonni egg day yay

A bunnelby, from the Pokémon series, bent over and busy pushing out an egg from his butt. There’s already three eggs on the ground, so he’s been at it for a while. Though not on his own; his trainer is lending a large hand by helping the Pokémon spread himself out a bit more. The trainer also seems to be dribbling some ambiguos liquid onto the bunny’s protruding hole to act as a lubricant. Judging by the thinness of the strand it probably isn’t actual lube, my guess is he’s getting spit involved, but you can’t rule out the possibility of natural bunnelby fluids playing a part too. While the Pokémon pushes out his many eggs we get an uncompromised rear view of the rabbit, with his heavy backsack dangling freely in front of his trainer. His shaft is also notably bent downward and back to face his human partner, it’s leaking and impressively big for his tiny stature. It probably rivals even most human men with its length, probably even surpassing his own trainer in that regard. He doesn’t seem cocky about it though, for lack of a better phrase. He’s just there to have a fun time, and it sure looks like he’s having it This used to just be a drawing of a bunnelby bending over for his trainer, but now with advancements in technology oviposition can be added to anything. So I did. Also improved the lighting by making it moodier and fixed some things about the anatomy. Mostly I just added those eggs though. I don’t regret it. Happy day after egg day

It’s that season where rabbits just start laying eggs again, thankfully this one’s got some help

No, it’s Bonni actually

Bonni fnaf wip. He’s lifting weights and probably laying eggs, if the egg between his legs is anything to go by

The Easter drawing’s not getting done in time, so take this wip instead while I finish it for real later

Not to me

No, I’m looking through yelp and witnessed a place selling twelve nachos for 14 dollars, they looked like they’d be tasty, but I’m ontologically opposed to efficient nachos. I’m not spending money on that. They just shouldn’t be. It’s an insult to me personally

I think if you’re able to count the amount of nachos on a plate you shouldn’t be allowed to call them nachos. It’s an insult to the profession, I think. It’s in poor taste. Call them literally anything else, don’t lie to me

Then the detailed alt text will be all the more handy

I think it’s so original you should look at it a second time

Bowser from the Mario franchise in a somewhat ambiguous position. He could be laying down, he could be standing, it’s unclear. What is clear is that, he’s barely clothed, his belly’s out, he’s hairy, and he’s proud. Only a thin jockstrap stops this from being the whole package, it doesn’t leave much to the imagination though. Besides his usual accessories he’s also got some ring-like pec piercings to match his punky aesthetic. He’s looking to the side, in self-satisfaction probably, and stretching one arm behind his head to reveal some more hair. Very cool, very old, very sketch. I didn’t actually put too much more work into this one, but it looks pretty different, probably because it used to be a really simple sketch. I just reworked some of the shapes, changed some of the tones, and added small highlights. The filters bring it all together I think, kinda sepia toned

New and improved old Bowser sketch, now in orange

It’s a reupload because the last version had some terrible contrast and cropping

Rauru from OOT face down and butt up surrounded by a group of virile creatures and monsters. His spare attire makes this risky affair seem like a routine thing for him. Who knew the sage of light was so comfortable in the dark? The sage is dressed in just a pair of socks and a notably owl-like leather mask. It’s an oddly bespoke seeming thing, it’s a mystery where he got it. One thing’s certain though, it sure makes sneaking around the woods just a little easier. Anonymity is important when you’re attending these kinds of monster parties A party consisting of (from left to right) -Two wolfos, one mostly offscreen spilling thick ropes on the man’s behind while the other watches on very excitedly -A wallmaster perched on said behind, squeezing it and slipping a few claws in. Despite the lack of a real body he seems to make up for it in initiative -A stalfos crouched beside the sage, stroking almost mindlessly at his shaft while watching with a big old smile. Strange that such a bony guy even has something to stroke -A mostly offscreen moblin, only his thick coiling shaft peeks through the darkness, a little leaky. Even this singular body part is enough to command an intimidating presence -And finally a keese caught mid-strut towards the man, he’s tiny, but his confidence more than makes up for his size. Maybe It seems Rauru’s pleasures come in many shapes and sizes. Surely these monsters are thankful too for the rare chance to experience some kindly human interaction for once. To them, Rauru’s open-minded body must certainly be a blessing

Rauru posting (again)

I suppose I am in the group that doesn’t

I’ve saved my cleverest April fool for last, by choosing to enact it a day late the populous will be none the wiser that it’s only a trick. Yes, they’ll fall into my hands like gummy worms to dirt cake. Another win for me

Guys, something crazy happens when you click on the 🔁 button, like, it’s insane. Like when you 🔁 on my posts it does something that’ll produce a euphoria like no other. They gave the 🔁 button an amazing effect you can only experience with the 🔁 and if you 🔁 I can 🔁 I can 🔁🔁🔁 U

That orange to blue-green transition must be a pain to work with, but it looks really nice here. It’s tricky but it does make for a striking contrast

Thanks, I accidentally made it so that I’d have to design a mask, but it worked out ok. I think the shading brought it out a little. His back wasn’t too tough to get down though, since the pose is kinda simple

Thank you, though this image is scary

I don’t think I follow. Also the deadline was April fools, so it’s only half imaginary

A big-balled blue yoshi presenting his big behind to an unsuspecting and innocent koopa bystander, they are both from the Mario game series. The koopa is utterly shocked at what he’s seeing in front of him. The pinnacle of yoshi posterior, bouncing yoshi backsack, and an inviting yoshi smile, all for him. The blue dino is bent over a huge block for maximum indecency, can this poor koopa take it? His startling erection and flustered offscreen expression speak up before he gets the chance, way louder than any of his words would, and It looks like they’re saying he’s raring to go. Him also being naked may have aided this assumption I basically redid this whole thing, I only kept the general sketch to work off of. It took way too long to finish thing, but I guess it might look fine, maybe. This yoshi used to be green, but I made him blue because I just wasn’t getting any of the colors right and it all ended up like this, so he’s blue now

Who here would fold for this?

A Star bunny from Mario Galaxy using his paws to enhance his private time. Usually this kind of position would take some extreme flexibility to pull off, but he’s got some extra help in the form of a disproportionately big shaft. He’s also got one of those pellet vibrating things going inside him, while he holds its’ wire, so he’s probably having a pretty good time. He’s having so much fun he’s got his eyes closed to really savor the moment All I really did for this one is add a few filters and a shadow, hope it looks a little nicer. This was probably one of my better drawings I think, I remember enjoying it

A Star bunny from Mario Galaxy using his paws to enhance his private time. Usually this kind of position would take some extreme flexibility to pull off, but he’s got some extra help in the form of a disproportionately big shaft. He’s also got one of those pellet vibrating things going inside him, while he holds its’ wire, so he’s probably having a pretty good time. He’s got his eyes open now to look lovingly into the Rex’s offscreen eyes, how wondrous, it’s a post Valentine’s Day miracle In this version he’s also got a Rex (also from Mario) buddy providing his very own shaft to the entertainment, it’s pretty long, but not nearly as thick as the bunny, actually it’s kinda skinny. The bunny is giving it a helping mouth while the the Rex gives pats to his helper. Don’t ask where the star bunny’s teeth went though All I really did for this one is add a few filters and a shadow, hope it looks a little nicer. This was probably one of my better drawings I think, I remember enjoying it

Star bunny paw story

A slightly chubby Yoshi from the Mario series sitting there enjoying his time. He’s got his legs open presenting his big bulge, and he’s also got his big paws out in full view, usually he’d wear boots. The only article of clothing he’s actually got on is a very musky looking jockstrap, it looks stained and like it might even have a fresh wet spot, that might explain his silly smile. He looks very pleased as he scratches his belly listlessly, not a care in the world. I made the background a little better looking and I completely redid his bulge. I guess I must’ve actually improved, because the old bulge looked pretty rough. This one does still look kinda off, but at least it looks better

Yoshi’s big meaty paws

A nude Bowser and friends ( a single Yoshi and one fire bro ) winding down in a very ornate looking hot tub/hot spring situation. The puffs of steam billowing from the blanket of water and the saturated lighting of the place together form a thick golden ambiance, sheltering the men from the cold blue night just outside. Bowser sits in between his two henchmen, massive in comparison to both of them. He looks like he could carry ten of them with ease, his shoulders alone are bigger than even either henchman’s head. Despite this possible power imbalance it seems his henchmen are quite alright with him, and he too seems to be fond of their company. He smiles a very genuine smile, the kind that makes you understand why his men might work for, and be so devoted to, him. His fire bro henchman sitting at his left-hand side gazes up to him in the same way that a very gracious son might look up at his father, except Bowser isn’t his father, so it feels not like that at all and it actually seems much more sexually charged in this case. The fire bro looks glad to be there though, Bowser is even allowing him to rest his head on the King’s immensely broad chest. Quite the generous ruler, and quite the brave henchman. The fire bro is also likely nude, so we get to see him without the usual helmet. He’s got a small tuft of vibrant magenta-ish hair that transitions into green, a much more adventurous hairstyle than you might expect from someone so outwardly masculine. It’s possible it’s a special secret he only shares with those he’s particularly bonded with, and he certainly looks like he wouldn’t mind bonding with the big guy. And to Bowser’s other side is a yoshi nearly fully submerged in the steamy water, only his head pokes out of the water’s surface. He oddly looks a bit bored, though maybe that’s just his face, he might be a shy type after all. He still sits quite close to Bowser, so we can only assume what his deal is. I fixed and added a bit more shading to the characters

Bowser Hot Springs

Still some of my best work, I think

I missed my deadline again

I’ll take the hips into account then