man in suit giving thumbs up
In Effort To Save Money, Publisher Fires Person Tasked With Selling The Product
"One in the hand is worth two in the comic shop", a spokesperson said when asked for comment on the very sensical decision. "We'd rather hold on to the money we have than try to make more of it by selling more comics"
man in suit giving thumbs up
In Effort To Save Money, Publisher Fires Person Tasked With Selling The Product
"One in the hand is worth two in the comic shop", a spokesperson said when asked for comment on the very sensical decision. "We'd rather hold on to the money we have than try to make more of it by selling more comics"
Woman with hands up in rejection, disgusted look on her face
Superhero Comics Publisher Attempts To Attract New Reader Demographics With Alienating Cover Image
"We have our finger on the pulse" the publisher explained.
Woman with hands up in rejection, disgusted look on her face
Superhero Comics Publisher Attempts To Attract New Reader Demographics With Alienating Cover Image
"We have our finger on the pulse" the publisher explained.
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BREAKING: Disney Fires Mickey Mouse, Captain America In Latest Round of Layoffs
"No Concept Artist, Digital Animator, or Beloved Character is more integral than our CEO bonuses or shareholder payouts" the action impied.
Mickey
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BREAKING: Disney Fires Mickey Mouse, Captain America In Latest Round of Layoffs
"No Concept Artist, Digital Animator, or Beloved Character is more integral than our CEO bonuses or shareholder payouts" the action impied.
white business man, about 60yo, looking self-satisfied.
Comics Publisher Announces New Marketing Hire, Lays Extensive Plans To Ignore Their Ideas
"We are very excited to announce this new team member" the CEO said. "We look forward to disregarding their ideas pretty early on in favor of going back to how we've always done things" he continued.
white business man, about 60yo, looking self-satisfied.
Comics Publisher Announces New Marketing Hire, Lays Extensive Plans To Ignore Their Ideas
"We are very excited to announce this new team member" the CEO said. "We look forward to disregarding their ideas pretty early on in favor of going back to how we've always done things" he continued.
Cartoony kid superhero
Fan-Favorite Character To Be Replaced By Less-Likable Relative In Flagship Title For Foreseeable Future
The move is timed just as the now-sidelined hero makes their big screen debut, mystifying potential new readers and monthly subscribers alike.
"We think this is a great idea" said the publisher.
Young white man smiling with arms crossed in front of laptop computer
Person At Comics Publisher With No Art Background Put In Charge of Hiring Artists
The new hire with a BA in Creative Writing & no eye for visual design or human anatomy will join editorial, hiring illustrators.
"This move makes the most sense for the visual medium of comics" a spokesperson said.
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Generic Super hero
Comics Publisher Hopes To Find New Audience By Hiring
Semi-Famous Media Personality To Pen World-Famous Character
“We’re hoping he can bring his much smaller profile to our much larger IP”. They continued: “He's never written a comic, so we’re excited for the artist to have to fix everything”
man looking proud with arms crossed as wheel falls oof of vehicle in background
EXCLUSIVE: Comics Publisher Pivots To Hop On Bandwagon Just As Wheels Are Falling Off
“We continue to push ourselves to be at the forefront of recognizing pop culture trends just as they fade out” they said in a press release.
Dark-skinned young female-presenting person sitting smiling with sketchpad in hand
Set Up For Success: Creator Of Color Given Chance To Prove Self With Obscure Comic Character Nobody Cares About
The new series will debut the same day as a relaunch of the publisher's most popular character as written by a white guy you've never heard of, per source.
Dark-skinned young female-presenting person sitting smiling with sketchpad in hand
Set Up For Success: Creator Of Color Given Chance To Prove Self With Obscure Comic Character Nobody Cares About
The new series will debut the same day as a relaunch of the publisher's most popular character as written by a white guy you've never heard of, per source.
A cartoon drawing of Superman with a group of all white male (and one who identifies as NB, but was publicly cis-male-identifying at the time of writing the character), and bald writers who have worked on him. Superman's dialogue: "Sometimes I wonder if Lex Luthor is really my chief antagonist, or it's the mostly bald writers who chart my adventures".
BREAKING: DC Confirms Long-Suspected Qualifier For Writing Superman; Must Be White, *Male, Bald.
(Art by Tony Moore)
*Morrison now identifies as NB
A cartoon drawing of Superman with a group of all white male (and one who identifies as NB, but was publicly cis-male-identifying at the time of writing the character), and bald writers who have worked on him. Superman's dialogue: "Sometimes I wonder if Lex Luthor is really my chief antagonist, or it's the mostly bald writers who chart my adventures".
BREAKING: DC Confirms Long-Suspected Qualifier For Writing Superman; Must Be White, *Male, Bald.
(Art by Tony Moore)
*Morrison now identifies as NB
Man in suit with hand on shoulder of woman who recoils from the touch
EXCLUSIVE: Comics Publisher Promotes Woman To Unfulfilling Role Furthest Away From Protected Office Creep
PR: Her new role will be comprised of tasks she is overqualified for & uninterested in, but will play a vital part in maintaining status quo for that creep dude; enabling bosses.
white guys
New Women In Comics Anthology To Be Penned By Sons, Brothers, Husbands, Fathers of Women, Says Major Publisher
white guys
New Women In Comics Anthology To Be Penned By Sons, Brothers, Husbands, Fathers of Women, Says Major Publisher
Man in suit with hand on shoulder of woman who recoils from the touch
EXCLUSIVE: Comics Publisher Promotes Woman To Unfulfilling Role Furthest Away From Protected Office Creep
PR: Her new role will be comprised of tasks she is overqualified for & uninterested in, but will play a vital part in maintaining status quo for that creep dude; enabling bosses.
table with money on it, man in suit with back toward it
Comics Publisher Re-Allocates Marketing Budget Toward Buying Larger Table For Leaving Money On
Sources say the table with money on it will be stored in a room next to the hopes and dreams of POC/marginalized creators; women harassed out of industry
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Comics Publisher Proudly Announces Disappointing Cover By One of Your Favorite Artists
“We’re really excited to pretend this is a good drawing” said a representative. "We actually don't really know the difference anymore" they continued. The cover will be a 1:50 chase variant.
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Major Comics Publisher Holds Summit To Plan Next Quarter Of Pissing Everybody Off
business meeting
Major Comics Publisher Holds Summit To Plan Next Quarter Of Pissing Everybody Off
table with money on it, man in suit with back toward it
Comics Publisher Re-Allocates Marketing Budget Toward Buying Larger Table For Leaving Money On
Sources say the table with money on it will be stored in a room next to the hopes and dreams of POC/marginalized creators; women harassed out of industry
Shrugging waiter and superhero making food
New Comics-Themed Restaurant Will Have Patrons Order Meals 3 Months In Advance of Dining; Food Still To Arrive A Week Late
Group of mostly white men of varying ages and looks crossing arms
BREAKING: Superhero Publisher Announces ALL DIFFERENT/ALL NEW Line of Books From Exact Same Creators As Before
“We’re excited to do the exact same thing we just did, with the exact same people, but this time it's different" the EIC said. "We're not really expecting better results" he continued.
