my orange cat gently nipping my ankle, but there's water going everywhere

thinkin about that time my cat bit me with a mouthful of water

Digital painting of a tabby cat standing on a tiled floor. It has a small white bird in it's mouth with a human's face. blood stains the bird's breast and the tile below

I caught a spy my liege

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

this is the kind of problem connor o'malley used to run into a lot on vine

Brutus: *stabbing Caesar*
Caesar: Haha this is so us

Lowly Worm from the Busy World of Richard Scarry

Did my Kibbe body type. Fuck you

I dont have time to figure out what Scarpetta is, im busy planning the Forensic Files × OPI collab

y'all leave that reptile alone!!

Hard same, I know it's a marketing gimmick (I hope like most marketing gimmicks all this booktok shit evaporates in the cleansing light of day) but the "tropes checklist" is one of the worst things to happen to the public's relationship to books, every time I see it I feel the call of violence

Image reads “You are enough”

You're absolutely right. I lied about the message being an indecipherable SOS. I imprudently recommended against warning the search party. I violated quarantine by letting an infected crew member back in. And I tried to kill you with a rolled up magazine. That's on me,

history would call someone in his position a collaborator. if this conversation were about events from forty years ago, there wouldn't be any doubt.

Fellas, is it kinky to masturbate?

you’ve heard of non alcoholic. now get ready for alcoholic naan.

a tabico cat of generous (but healthy and mostly muscle, per her vet) size faces away from the camera as she sits on the photographer's lap (bladder)

excuse me, miss

i need to piss :(

Screenshot from my suggested Facebook reels of a video preview showing a screen grab of Pollyanna McIntosh in Lucky McKee's The Woman (2011). A caption over the image reads "I struggled to finish this horror movie" in red text.

because you are a little bitch. NEXT!!

The properties of vinegar have fascinated and inspired humanity for thousands of years

I saw my therapist on Friday and when she asked if anything made me happy last week I showed her this

I have on good authority that he is refusing to house the bear because of the bear's prior IDF service

you're not allowed to *do* that! 😥

Look at you! You're so confused!

a cropped screenshot of a post from a certain FB pet medical advice group. it reads "I have a question about my intact male Boston Terrier. We’ve been having issues with him ejaculating. Today he jumped in my arms and ended up getting it everywhere on me. He’s done that with my son as well. He wakes up doing it from sleep. It’s getting a bit out of hand lol. Question is, does he require neutering to stop it?"

oh my fucking god your dog is getting DOG CUM all over you and your CHILD and youre like "do I have to neuter him??" yes neuter your filthy gooner dog you disgusting pig!! jesus CRUST

Ashley St. Clair Sues Elon Musk for Sole Legal Custody of Their Son (Exclusive) Ashley St. Clair is requesting sole legal custody of her and Elon Musk's child together, per court documents obtained by PEOPLE. The author alleges Musk has seen the child three times, the most recent...

For those who may have forgotten or never known, Ashley St Clair is the mother of one of Musk's kids

people.com/ashley-st-cl...

Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley Just saw a photo that Grok produced of a child no older than four years old in which it took off her dress, put her in a bikini + added what is intended to be semen. ChatGPT does not do this. Gemini does not do this. Another girl who appears to be just 11 or 12 with a brain tumor, Grok removed her shirt completely. Stating that the people producing the prompts are the only ones responsible puts an undue burden on victims, most of which have no idea this is happening. This problem + exploitation of children could be fixed in a matter of minutes by the MechaHitler team.

Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead

Frame #28200 from S06 -E03 - Caviar-629287

and our children would be BEAUTIFUL and STRONG

if you love these movies, just admit you hate Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth