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Maybe this website is good

Topped for the first time in a minute and it’s like oh right this is really fun

It’s look at my plants season and I’m horny as heck about it

What is up

It’s fun as heck

Psychedelic switch?

Well I’m a top

Be at the grocery store with another man’s cum in you is crazy

Me telling my coworker to listen to slayyyyter

I bet there won’t be a Eurovision montage as part of this album release party

Rebranding my cooking into “meal prep” has done wonders for getting my husband to eat leftovers

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

Ah well nevertheless,

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Someone nearby cleaned something with fabuloso and it’s given me CDMX vibes.

HBO’s Crime Pope

He worships a convicted CRIMINAL

Calling the pope weak on crime is so good lmao

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

how much money does the marine corps lose

lofi beats to fingerblast your bf to

Not far from my home town and we 100% said that when that movie came out

Sitting at my desk like, wait is that fogo de chão???

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

Making PowerPoint slides today feels like

Sorry 2 plager eyes