Monday plan was good! Thanks for a good day!

We broke some beasts and gave away a key!

Pit Crew Trans AM May 22- May 24 2026 Twitch.tv/TieTuesday

WE HAVE DATES! @minimatt.bsky.social Made us a cool poster with @nuclearhog.farm and @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social Logo!

WobblyPython - Twitch Return of the Monday plan. Beast Breaker into maybe a little Marathon.

Alright everybody, Let's see if things are stable enough for the Monday plan.

I'm streamin' some Beast Breaker and I've got a spare key janglin' around for it.

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After we get all that sorted out, maybe a little Marathon.

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political”

Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for.

There is no “other half”.

Yea

So on my way out the door today to have lunch with my housemate, I said I was gonna take a piss before we left.

My housemate briefly forgot the word "bathroom" and said "Red Robin has a piss machine."

She was right.

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Text exchange that reads Recipient: "hi" Sender: "send nodes" Recipient: "you mean nudes?" Sender: "I'm working in Blender. I need more geometry"

This seems like the kind of thing guys who like MGA enough to make a retro achievements set would make.

For all the misgivings I've had for Bungie over the last decade, with the impenetrability of Destiny, to the plagiarism debacles, they sure seem like they're fuckin' trying.

I think that's worth something. Also Marathon is a comedy engine and I do love playing it.

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Man, for all the vitriol and dooming that Bungie is currently facing, I just went to their server status and update status web page

help.marathonthegame.com/hc/en-us/art...

They have a link on the page for "live updates" and it provides an @ handle.

It takes you to bluesky, not the hellsite.

Holy shit there's a guy on the wrong side of the railing right next to the light post on the left.

Incredible photo. Way to capture a wild moment.

The blatant art theft super should be condemned. It's also so weird that there's this massive market for putting stolen art indelibly on your body. People feel so strongly about *someone else's stuff* that they have to steal it and tattoo it.

It sucks!

I feel like this is part of a larger cultural artist problem.

The heaving bulk of laymen seem to only want shit they've seen before. Everything has to be a brand experience from a trusted IP or folks reject it out of hand. It feels like there's very little exploration going on in non-artist spaces.

how are we supposed to stop an elderly man with dementia who constantly shits himself and can barely string a sentence together? idk, one slippery flight of stairs? it's not like he's in a fucking battle mech

I have shit to do but I think I'm taking a walk instead.

The guy with the Shinzo Abe doohickey is the kind of energy we need right now.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

@dansalva.to Just look at this.

Oh @fideldestro.bsky.social is the guy you want.

You've described their work exactly.

Trip report: It's hilarious.

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

Shells aren't people in the same way as guardians.

On a vibes level it makes sense. Individuality is cited in the codecs as an unfortunate, tolerated, idiosyncracies in various models.

Some habits cultivated to benefit the design decisions of certain models.

Anyway they gotta use tongue or the shell won't get enough data.

Though I understand that allowing shells to emote arbitrarily might humanize them too much, and undercut the theming of dehumanization. So maybe *only* add the sloppy makeouts field team building exercise. It must be purpose driven

You know as well as I do that there is a large faction of players that want to make the shells kiss.

You also know as well as I do that an opposing faction of players is already about to be in the replies expressing how much they should never kiss.

A new dimension of asymmetrical player behavior.

it is a black and white photo of a man and woman kissing . ALT: it is a black and white photo of a man and woman kissing .

"Build an entire system" is a tall order, (phrasing necessitated by character limits) but doing a cool handshake to synchronize systems would be fun.

If you wanted to continue to push into uncanny pseudo humanistic spectacle though, I propose sloppy makeouts.

a man in a red shirt shakes another man 's arm ALT: a man in a red shirt shakes another man 's arm

@marathonthegame.bungie.net I have a suggestion.

1: it would be nice to be able to remove the red glow from "friendly" runners somehow. Perhaps using the ping menu.

2: if not with the ping menu, build an entire new system to allow player emotes, and let us do this to seal our unity.

When I ally myself with other runners we often make sure the "squad" has med drones thanks to this.

New strategy for beginning diplomacy between players just dropped. Bounce a med drone off em and see if they wanna talk about it.

Hell yeah gamer. Fingers crossed