//GOD I MISS TREMOR

Mandy stood her ground. Her face remained just as still as how she sat. Being that Mandy was a woman who frankly gave no fucks - She just took a sip right after Cyn violated it with her fucking finger.

❝ ... Too salty. ❞

Then a flick to Cyn's lolling tongue.

With complete unbroken eye-contact and that ever-dour face not swaying for a moment, that bedeviling blonde just watched Cyn violate her poor latte.

❝ Yes. Go ahead. Help yourself. I insist. No, really, I can't finish this single little cup by myself. ❞ Extremely sarcastic grumbling.

𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙡𝙧𝙧𝙧𝙥𝙩.

"Don't tell me what to do." 💢

[ Open (Mutuals) ]

❝ Point that thing someplace else. ❞

[ Open (Mutuals) ]

❝ It's a pumpkin spice latte. Don't give me that look. ❞

[ Mutuals Only ]

❝ Eh. Grim's been trying to get me to have a fatal accident since I was nine-- ❞

She'd been close to the Grim Reaper himself at so young an age! Wow!

❝ Think I have plot armor. Or maybe I'm just a little more clever than him. ... You on the other hand? Don't know you. Maybe I 𝙖𝙢 curious. ❞

❝ Death. And I don't mean 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞. ❞

The bedeviling blonde perched a hand over her hip as she stared the stygian lobo in his ruby eyes without an ounce of fear on her person.

❝ ... Oh don't give me that look, I don't have any 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓯 with you. I actually have a soft spot for wolves. ❞

[ @rottenribbons.bsky.social ]

❝ Well-behaved women seldom make history. ❞

. . . Why was there a blonde human in Hell--

❝ Twenty-five, not a child-- ❞

𝑺𝒉𝒆 was quick to correct her - Though she maintained a calm tone. No big deal, she looked youthful but was just as tired as any adult.

❝ I'm envious - Looks 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮. Black Hat Inc. should have you on payroll, it'd be a solid side-gig if you're strapped for cash. ❞

[ @malispinae.bsky.social ]

❝ ... The dark and brooding 'drip' is making me miss my supervillain years. Who's your tailor? ❞

❝ Pro wrestling's 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 stage. A bodyslam's still gonna hurt, but it's still 𝙤𝙝 𝙨𝙤 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙣 to watch. The 'behind-the-scenes' stuff's super scripted though. ... Kinda feels like I'm watching a soap opera about stuntmen. ❞

❝ Which isn't bad. ❞

[ Open ]

❝ No, I didn't watch the Bowl, the only sports I care about involve monster trucks or violence. ❞

// I've been writing for a very long time on the internet, and one of the most valuable lessons I've learned over the years is, people actually stress way more over themselves than other people are actually concerned about *them*.

a twenty-foot tall dragon with two percent body fat. ... Not like I have any 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 to. ❞

❝ Death can have me when he 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 me, I don't think I need to clue you in on how that's going so far. ❞

A lazy waggle of that scythe, before she idly planted the handle-end against the ground, to lean some of her weight against it.

❝ Don't think I can stand in your way, either way. You're
⬇️⬇️

❝ ... I miss running a cult. ❞

A dreary sigh, and a gentle brush of her knuckle over the signature imparted from him to Grim's hand-me-down scythe. So fucking awesome...

❝ Mandy, by the way. ... Keep this our little secret? Can't have our duck-loving king knowing that a human is down here. ❞

Oh, this was the best autograph she was ever going to get in her entire life. Mandy needed to find a way to preserve the signature from getting tarnished. She wanted to brag about this forever.

❝ It's perfect. ... I honestly didn't expect you to sign it. Not a lot of fans? ❞

Seemingly from thin air, the blonde withdrew something rather peculiar. A farming tool - Reeking of death, the curved blade forged from bewitched empyrean steel. The 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫's scythe apparently got handed down.

❝ Right on the side there, 𝙨𝙞𝙧-- ❞

That was the first time she ever said "sir".

❝ I'm actually not; Worship gives me indigestion. But if it keeps you from incinerating me on the spot, I'll throw up the horns more. ❞ 🤘🏻

❝ ... But I do want an autograph though. ❞

[ @wrathfuljudge.bsky.social ]

The bedeviling blonde craned her head up to behold the towering, infamous figure that cast an enormous shadow over her - And swallowed a lump down her throat. Crap.

❝ ... Uh. ❞ 💧

❝ Hail Satan? ❞ 🤘🏻

[ @houndreceptionist.bsky.social ]

❝ Yeah, I know what you're gonna say, "humans aren't allowed down here" - Are you the fun police? ❞

❝ Oh no don't YOU DAR-- ❞

And now half of her face was caked in drone-slobber. The one eye closed, the other twitched. And some of her hair clung to her forehead. A hand lifted up - And a firm little pat-pat-pat was placed on her back.

❝ ... That's more terrifying than the 'lights out' trick. ❞

« 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙍𝙔 .ᐟ 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙍𝙔 .ᐟ
PLANET EATER ⭑ THE
𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𓂃 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ