Don't make me use this:

youtu.be/jPpNZGjUflA

I was 57 a few weeks ago and all I could think of was how close to 60 that was.
But my gran always said everyone has 2 ages, their biological age and their mental age and they should always be decades apart.

I'm just relieved nobody is talking about how I said I bought a house in Clacton, then admitted it was in the name of my girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, even though she couldn't afford £885,000, which conveniently meant I avoided £44,000 in tax.
Please don't share.

"This is an important thing to think about."

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

a man in a blue shirt says respect in front of a blurry background ALT: a man in a blue shirt says respect in front of a blurry background

Fuck watching that for the first time on mushrooms.

I watched it in the late 80s in a flat, on my own with my 2 dogs.
Lots of sideways glances at my dogs 😆

Fantastic film. The special effects are incredible considering this was pre-CGI.

a woman is laughing and saying `` too funny '' while wearing a floral shirt . ALT: a woman is laughing and saying `` too funny '' while wearing a floral shirt .

I got 2 leaflets from Reform. One for the candidate running in my area and one from the Reform Party.
The candidate's one stated he was born in England then his family immigrated to Canada then he moved back.
Nige's one stated they'd stop immigrants getting priority over locals.

Invasion of the Bodysnatchers vibes or
Mars Attacks
(Dependant on your age.)

Funny, not funny.

In a nutshell. 😊

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

At a vets? I've never been to any vet who has a fabric sofa, and makes you take your shoes off, in their waiting area.
Lovely vid but I suspect this is actually in someone's house.

They also do adult versions. I received this one a few Christmases ago.

👏
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04...
#Trans #equality

Richard Stupid Tice would like to clarify that the £100k in tax he hasn't paid is different to the £92k tax he hasn't paid or the £600k tax he hasn't paid. Just in case anyone didn't appreciate the extent of his tax dodging. I mean fiscal prudence.

My dog Noodle was a street dog from Romania. He's been part of the family now for 11 yrs. When he first arrived he wouldn't lie anywhere except next to the sofa. I slept on the sofa for a wk with my hand resting on him as he'd waken confused.
He found his bed soon after that 😊

The Equality Party Visit the post for more.

So disillusioned with the political situation in Scotland. The SNP are a joke. I think Swinney will soon be offering us the moon on a stick.
I cannot vote Labour, Tory or Lib Dem. This time I'm voting for the party that most matches who I am as a person.
wp.me/P29Zex-Ao

And let's not forget the risk to women's safety when it comes to police officers and medical specialists (GPs, consultants, dentists, etc.)
There are cases every week.

Exactly. We have women self proclaiming themselves to be champions of women's rights and safety yet are obsessed with trans women in toilets. All the while women are being abused and, unfortunately, killed in their own homes by partners or ex partners.

Handmade Wooden Manta Ray Rays Workshop

This is fantastic 👏
craftedbyray.com/products/han...
The vid shows how cool it is.

Richard Stupid Tice makes a good point - the government should learn from Reform UK and use the same vetting system as we do. We have an exemplary record of only passing a few hundred racists, sex pests and violent criminals.

There are far, far more doctors, consultants, etc., charged with sexual offences each year than trans women.
Has anyone ever seen Jakey Rowling, self professed champion of women's rights and safety, post about them? www.itv.com/news/tyne-te...

Met Police sergeant sacked after drink driving on Iranian embassy protection duty A Metropolitan Police officer has been sacked after it was determined his behaviour amounted to gross misconduct

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
#metpolice #met

Metropolitan Police officer guilty of rapes and sexual assaults Dion Arnold, who worked with domestic abuse victims is convicted of eight offences, including rape.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#metpolice #police

Definitely worth s share.