RIP to Art Bell’s number one op, the Amazing Kreskin. Here’s Kreskin claiming he predicted 9/11 and Art calling him a terrorist and then banning him from Coast to Coast

When you peel the label off a bottle of Advil liquigel minis, the label underneath is incredibly cool

Buying the cornmood brand heels that are both kitten and stiletto

I can’t wait to get hired as the head of content at millennial money man

You guys hear about that “piss jug man” over on x? That made its way over here yet? I heard Blue Sky has its own piss jug man. That’s right. Believe it or not, if you haven’t heard, they’re calling it the “shit cupdude”! It’s true, and the mascot is that uhh, the, uhh Ice Spice Munchkin Drink

They went to the same store for their faces

Is this about me

Rappers react to concerns

I love my ig algorithm

“Liking books” is so cringe

There was a category called I HATE THIS PERFUME

Checking in with the 2022 fragrantica award winners for worst marketing

Really makes you think

There’s a bunch of old beer in my crawlspace whaf should I do

Triple decker toastchee

a thing i really love about the bluesky migration is instead of trying to import contacts, it has successfully recreated the feeling of trying to find your friends after a natural disaster, with a severely cracked phone screen.

Hearting is sharting. You heard it here first

Y’all ever seen a coke tallboy before

I spank my son every time I post a skeet that doesn’t get any sharts

Get him then

It’s giving Constantine Maroulis

They put the cookie crumble that looks like everything bagel seasoning on top of my chocolate cold foam and I was forced to scrape it off with my drink lid in front of the hair salon

I’m a zero interaction skeeter. Hate this place

The video for Three Six Mafia “Doe Boy Fresh” is a parody of Being John Malkovich about a portal at a community center where you can look inside and become the Three Six Mafia

who need their onions weighed

Me on Twitter after everyone moves over here

Any cheese in this guy?

This is my skeeting shirt