This was a good read.

Sometimes a neighborhood/a stretch of street just doesn’t have streetlights randomly. I forget why. It’s the subject of lively neighborhood page conversation pretty often though.

Oh! People have taken to driving around in those tricked out dune buggy looking vehicles and tonight I got to see one zip through a red light on a busy street that had no streetlights.

Fuckin Mad Maxin’ it over here.

Get ‘em, Tammy!

This is all because state gop folks are racist and want to punish the liberal stronghold. What a bunch of babies

Anyway. This post brought to you by driving down a road that literally looks like it’s got a trench forming between lanes. It’s as cool as it sounds!

My state has a billion+ surplus but because backwoods state republicans control the purse my town’s roads are a goddamn disaster because they hate our city and this is how they punish us. It’s delightful, as you imagine. Don’t get me started on what they did to the schools.

two women in white dresses stand next to each other ALT: two women in white dresses stand next to each other

The lead water pipes running to our house got replaced last week (yay!) but for 30 days we can’t drink, cook, or brush teeth with tap water and I don’t think I’m gonna make it.

Here’s me getting water to lug upstairs to brush my teeth.

Do I have to start doing yoga now? Like regularly? Forever? Ughhhhhh.

Would love for my back to stop hurting. It’s been like 3 weeks.

This is new behavior and I hate it.

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Why is every shirt advertised on IG between $70-$170? You’re cute but not that cute, patterned crop top.

Oh man, Tim Heidecker too? This rules.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

You think Soapdish holds up?

Remember when the strokes had to take NYC Cop off their record?

Museum display featuring a pelt and the words “The Quest for Beaver.”

Listening to the last part of the recent @maintenancephase.bsky.social episode and all I can think of is this display from our public museum.

My hair was giving Dustin Hoffmann’s Captain Hook, so I got it cut yesterday and I can’t tell if I’m mildly bothered because it’s too short for real or just because a good amount came off and I’m not used to it yet. Modern problems!

Oh good, another flash flood warning! Not getting sick of this at all!

Ha, amazing! @vinnythomas.bsky.social is on Hacks, as is an implied Sears banner behind him.

(We are fine.)

This city is flooding again.

[summoning circle]

Please let baseball practice be canceled tonight.

“The pope should be careful before talking theology” is just extraordinary stuff. Top-shelf. You write one book that gets turned into a Ron Howard movie and suddenly you’re nailing your manifesto to the cathedral doors.

Tornado sirens went off in the middle of the night last night for the first time in my life and I am sooooo tired today.

Very weird to hear them when it’s not Wednesday at noon.

(But yay for sirens doing their job. Thanks, sirens.)

If men in this office could use inside voices that would be delightful as well as a goddamned miracle.

Furious to learn stretching / yoga helps, actually.

I don’t know why I’m surprised that everything is sore today.

Who’s got two thumbs and deadlifted 195 entire pounds several times this morning?

👍🏼 This dizzy bitch right here! 👍🏼

Now for naps.

Evidently I just need to complain on the internet. Anyway, time for #Hacks!