Unfortunately, it's too late, I have forgotten to tell them. Alas!

Telling my kids the Dems had some big wins when their grandparents were teenagers

CAPTAIN AMERICA ASSEMBLING THE AVENGERS VOICE: Rotisserie Chicken... Rotisserate

The government put a man on the moon, which is, without hyperbole, the single greatest achievement in human history

Weird AI slop image of trump as Jesus

It's kind of lazy and obvious to compare Trump to the Antichrist, but his brain is so cooked and his lackeys are so servile that I do think you could pretty easily convince him that he was the son of God

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

Gerry is a classic 70s dirtbag (complimentary)

To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject

BROKE: Sunny D
WOKE: Purple Stuff

I am way too online and this is the first I have heard of this! I am fascinated.

We've all got a spooky skeleton inside of us trying to escape

Oof, of course he is

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

Beck makes perfectly fine music but if I never heard him again I wouldn't miss him

NIGHTLY NEWS ANCHOR VOICE: Hewwo.

Whoever the lousy snitch was, I hope they never feel so good again

Too late. I'm distracted.

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

Washington Post Trump warns ‘a whole civilization will die’ if Iran doesn’t make a deal The president had issued a deadline of 8 p.m. Eastern time for Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz, pledging destruction by midnight if leaders don’t comply. April 7, 2026 at 9:22 a.m. EDT26 minutes ago 2 min

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

To boldly go

Evil has many sides.
But holes have insides.
This March, Netflix invites you to enter the Hole.

If you want to make a case for universal healthcare, do that in your own post instead of hijacking another person's urgent plea for help and using it as a prop for your own argument.

Happy birthday!

The quality of big animated movies dropped considerably when studios decided they needed to be voiced primarily by A-list celebrities who primarily just play themselves, and aren’t as talented as skilled voice actors.

This is actually worse than just passively showing up and clapping because at least then they wouldn't feel all smug about how they're "resisting" or whatever

Unless Dems are less creative than the dumbest senator in American history, they should have no trouble coming up with something equally obstructive.

I hear those marital coffins are surprisingly roomy

The problem isn’t that two aircraft were shot down. The problem is that we aren’t psychologically or politically prepared to suffer any losses, because this entire war has been sold as a video game set on “easy” and not as a cause worth sacrifice.