A faux vintage poster for the Oceanside City Marathon advising "NO CHEETING: MArathon Runners MUST end the race in the same form that they started!" and showing a cute young woman transforming into an anthropomorphic cheetah mid race, shifting over multiple stages from a lightly jogging human with brown hair and tanned skin in a pink track suit to a zooming cheetah with a torn outfit and spotty fur.

A clean version of this cheetah transformation with art by the amazing @cicakkia.bsky.social, who is open for commissions if you want one! Could not be happier with how this one turned out.
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#TFTuesday #transformation #transfur #cheetah #werecheetah

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

Can you find the strait of hormuz?

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I fear for their postman

Which house you visiting?

Longtime Immigration Court Interpreter Arrested by ICE at South Texas Airport The state’s only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years.

“It’s not targeting criminals, it’s not targeting dangerous people, it’s targeting individuals who are members of our community, who have a lot to offer and continue to offer a lot of positive things for our entire country and our society.”

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖉𝖆 ✦

Calm down, computer software isn't making decisions about who lives and who dies in war. It merely processes a ton of data and then makes a recommendation to a human who has no realistic way to verify it

A scene from the film Dark City (1998). About 50 men stand in a circle. They all have pale skin and shaved heads, and they all wear the same black trenchcoat.

What I imagine a staff meeting at Palantir looks like.

Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake

They say the Easter Bunny brings Easter eggs, but they don't tell you where the eggs come from. The Easter Bunny don't lay 'em, obviously that's not possible, even with computers. What I'm sayin' is,

i dont understand, 2 days ago i was told there was a deal, i was told it was over and we got everything we wanted, i was told the strait would never be closed again, i was told all this just as markets were hitting their stride on friday afternoon

Painterly studies of Stede Bonnet, from Our Flag Means Death, it's mostly floating heads and busts on a white background.

Found this in my Procreate folders, old Stede Bonnet studies. Behold our flamboyant king 🙌🏻🎀 #ofmd

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 Episode 10A - The Big Question - Frame 10

This is a direct attack on all the puppy girls.

Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

One more bump before date night

On #fatcockfriday I try to stay hydrated. It's hard to capture this moment, before myself or the BF makes me wet all over. I'm not good at withholding pleasure or delayed gratification. This drop only happened because I was so caught up in reading erotica that I forgot to uncover #fcf #nsfw 🐺🔝🐎🐓🪛🔨🔩🪢

[17 second weed vape rip]

ok so today is dank friday right

[exhaling vapor]

and sunday is weed sunday

[still exhaling vapor]

and monday’s weed monday

[breathlessly emitting vapor, panicking]

saturday’s still saturday

[fatally desiccating under the BALEFUL BLOODSHOT EYE of WEED GOD]

On #fatcockfriday I try to stay hydrated. It's hard to capture this moment, before myself or the BF makes me wet all over. I'm not good at withholding pleasure or delayed gratification. This drop only happened because I was so caught up in reading erotica that I forgot to uncover #fcf #nsfw 🐺🔝🐎🐓🪛🔨🔩🪢

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

I saw a shot of the audience during Hegseth's rant, and it's a rich tapestry. (Source: x.com/clashreport/...)