[with tears down my face as I remember the decade I spent as a failed standup comic and the mistakes that led me to a job as a small engines mechanic] Two cylinder? I hardly know her!

the nonbinary bear trade of today are the underrepresented sexy thicc tgirls of tomorrow. Think about that

many things out of my control at the moment. in like a week I will know if all will be well or if I will be dwelling in the gutters with an old can for a hat

at this point I'm worried you're banned from Canada

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

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𓂃๑ï

all days at 10am mst / 5pm bst / 6pm cest

thursday: skyrim
friday: bg3 w/ @globberzorp.bsky.social
saturday: elden ring w/ @itsdigitallydaniel.bsky.social

Someone please check on Robbie Williams im so scared

let's see paul allan's toes

Ai Sharpton

oh you're a real Rush fan? Name nine time signatures

White boys love to tell you that current dystopic events were predicted 50 years ago by a european philosopher with concerning sexual proclivities and then refuse to provide solutions

[head violently whipping up out of a bucket of water after previously being immobile for 300 days] BWUH

is anyone under 36 still here i thought this was where ppl went when their twt feeds went terminal

[informing my serf lord that the barbarian raiders have made it past the barricades and are advancing relentlessly for the holy throne]
"It's not looking good mama"

Heart-Shaped Butt

Steely Dan

over caffeinated in my research principles class feeling like terrence howard giving a physics lecture

SECOND LIFE MENTIONED IN AN ACADEMIC SETTING

AND IF THE FUCKING VENGABUUUUUUUS
CRASHES INTO UUUUUUUUUS

When I die bring me
back as a mint bush so I can be someone's problem forever

Who the fuck is Bob Dylan

"1 in 3 get shingles" duh bitch that's how roofs work

please use vague poetic language when discussing your dating preferences if I catch you using latin suffixes I will throw you out of this gay orgy myself

at the ancient greek strip club watching the bipeds engage in featherless behavior

I knew there had to have been a Helldivers 1 at some point but I didn’t think it was *that* old

When a Tremblaycel says something so Tedescocoded you gotta hit em with the Decanus Collegii stare

this pussy grassfed

Im gay