put that on your podcast and smoke it mythojosh

pizza basically just an open faced pasta sandwich neways

pineapple on pizza? bitch what is this kindergarden im fuckin pineapple on spaghetti

actually no thats already silly they dont need me, theyre already better at everything than me, but if theres anything they want i am happy to give it freely thats sorta the point of being alive i think

i guess if the linda lindas want or need their own maharishi im here i already live on a weird island its cool

Hide and seek, who's gonna find you? I just wanted someone to talk to Duck, duck goose, you're out of luck Simon says, "Never grow up" Whoa, whoa, whoa Running was a game Now we're both running away Remember in those days We thought nothing would change

unleash the dogs of he//

be so unburdened

stand up and admit tomorrow's never coming

bayz gitarr

mama wants her child to be here lol

5pc 🐔 finger, 1pc chicken nugget: 🐔 ✋🏽
2 🐔✋🏽: ~1 armless chicken
3 🐔✋🏽: a consort of chicken
4+ 🐔✋🏽: a regiment of chicken
24+ 🐔✋🏽: parliament chickadelic
77 🐔✋🏽: a full coop
666🐔✋🏽: the hour of allcluck
♾️🐔✋🏽: 🐔☸️

never accept a chicken finger
always demand the 🐔✋🏽

absolutely sincerely despite evidence to the contrary can a he/they write a she/they-hulk or is that problematic what does my apagendered neuroqueerness buy me when it comes to that stuff

whats an amab gotta do to get some privilege in this motherfucker

lol im au-tent-stic

shut up, wil wheaton

a backrooms movie

fuck off forever

children

i mean yeah there's the all the rage but this cage is actually kinda nice, yknow, all things considered. it keeps all the people out, there's an upside-down bottle of water i can drink from, a little wheel for entertainment and adventures

yeah the cage is nice enough. it's fine

angels truly are real

if melissa auf der maur is bopping around the country doing press for her book i wonder if its possible to set up a time in her schedule so i can receive one (1) hug idk like if she's in #yyj or something for something else idk just seems nice, a hug from a person, would be neat to try, idk

lena blink if you need assistance

im back innit now, 26 minutes in, and i am starting to suspect this isnt just about the movie

Considering USP kicked me out thus showing their open fascist nationalist selves and the unified People's Front creamed them immediately and had the CSP to back them I think this is legitimately a win. We threw a looooot of fascist agitators in jail. I just wish the epilogue was longer #Suzerain

a woman with a shaved head is wearing a leather jacket and earrings . ALT: a woman with a shaved head is wearing a leather jacket and earrings .

they're coming at me like
"it's almost like you're trying to make this the last election the stupid entrenched bourgeois centrist fuckfest party will ever win!!!" and i'm like

it's really funny that everyone in power is so fucking pissed off at me and im just over here literally curing polio and giving everyone in the country free eyecare, gender equality, and ending all the racist old policies and telling everyone its because they were racist

yeah duh no shit it's called "letting them hang themselves with their own noose" thats why im staying steadfast and letting them act like absolute spoiled babies playing with their diapers. the people are seeing them as the shit-covered contrarian cunts that they are

#6forvic i mean what

can't lie, suzerain is helping

Not eating yet, but I can see the feast on the horizon and every last crumb looks delicious

i am very disappointed in whatever the reverse percentage of this comes to of you

sure it might not be perfect but it was never gonna be, YOURE here, we gotta get rid of your ass first before we can start building perfect that's what you gotta do sometimes when theres an absolute butt chugging asshole around

so yeah i signed the green bill fuck the rich fuck whitey